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Initech

(100,068 posts) Thu Apr 4, 2019, 03:54 PM Apr 2019

Walked Underneath A Windmill Today.

It was absolute chaos! There were dead birds everywhere. The noise was unbearable. And I might have a stage 2 tumor! Also, having one in my neighborhood caused my property values to go down 75%!!!

What will we do with these psychotic killing machines???? The horror!!!

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Walked Underneath A Windmill Today. (Original Post) Initech Apr 2019 OP

You're doomed! vishnura Apr 2019 #1

Shoulda plugged your ears gratuitous Apr 2019 #2

But, Yonnie3 Apr 2019 #3

Hey the wind is blowing, I get to watch TV tonight! Initech Apr 2019 #4

quick, burn some coal and inhale the fumes DBoon Apr 2019 #5

Wow! Did you survive? Leith Apr 2019 #6

Should I send you those 11 warning signs of malaise Apr 2019 #7

Wind cancer or regular cancer? Initech Apr 2019 #8

Noise cancer malaise Apr 2019 #9

The best thing you can do is throw oranges at it ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #10

You should be ok, the cancer from windmills specifically hits the dumb spot of the brain. Only GemDigger Apr 2019 #11

Well, nice knowing you Initech! smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #12

Yeah nice knowing everybody!!!! Initech Apr 2019 #13

Tragically, DUer Initech was killed today Codeine Apr 2019 #14

vishnura

(247 posts)

1. You're doomed!

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 03:58 PM

Apr 2019

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

2. Shoulda plugged your ears

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 03:59 PM

Apr 2019

Now you won't be covered by Trumpcare.

Yonnie3

(17,434 posts)

3. But,

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:00 PM

Apr 2019

you got to watch TV!

Right?

Initech

(100,068 posts)

4. Hey the wind is blowing, I get to watch TV tonight!

Reply to Yonnie3 (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:04 PM

Apr 2019

DBoon

(22,363 posts)

5. quick, burn some coal and inhale the fumes

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:04 PM

Apr 2019

clean coal cures everything!

Leith

(7,809 posts)

6. Wow! Did you survive?

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:36 PM

Apr 2019

Think of the children!

malaise

(268,969 posts)

7. Should I send you those 11 warning signs of

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:39 PM

Apr 2019

cancer?

Initech

(100,068 posts)

8. Wind cancer or regular cancer?

Reply to malaise (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:40 PM

Apr 2019

malaise

(268,969 posts)

9. Noise cancer

Reply to Initech (Reply #8)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:41 PM

Apr 2019

from the windmills according to the vile MAGAcretin

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

10. The best thing you can do is throw oranges at it

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:43 PM

Apr 2019

GemDigger

(4,305 posts)

11. You should be ok, the cancer from windmills specifically hits the dumb spot of the brain. Only

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 04:54 PM

Apr 2019

1 in 5,000,000 democrats have that dumb spot. The other 4,999,999 people are all republicans and they all have that dumb spot. So your odds should be pretty good.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

12. Well, nice knowing you Initech!

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 07:18 PM

Apr 2019

Give our condolences to your family.

Initech

(100,068 posts)

13. Yeah nice knowing everybody!!!!

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #12)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 07:28 PM

Apr 2019

Codeine

(25,586 posts)

14. Tragically, DUer Initech was killed today

Reply to Initech (Original post)

Thu Apr 4, 2019, 07:35 PM

Apr 2019

when he was struck by a wind turbine blade while nearly a mile away from the nearest wind tower. Witnesses said he was killed instantly as the blade impacted him directly in the center of an enormous wind cancer tumor that had recently sprouted from the back of his head.

Attempts to recover the body were hampered by high levels of leaking electricity traveling through the ground, making it difficult for rescue workers to approach.

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