It's been a TOUGH couple of days for Republicans. I wonder how Boehner's been coping?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Working out at the gym?

Listening to soothing classical music?

Reading an inspiring book?

Sobbing uncontrollably and pounding back single malt like a Scotsman on crack?

[orpupilofnature57]

1. Have a good Dry sob ,or maybe Clinic de suntan

[monmouth]

2. And Grover, wonder what he has up his sleeve. Bet he'll be at that meeting they're going to have

to find an alternative candidate. He and Rove have much work to do.

[lonestarnot]

3. Ackety, looks like liquid leather got poured onto his orange. Is he melting? Are he and Brewer

related?

[southernyankeebelle]

4. Where is his friend Jack Daniels

[Ikonoklast]

5. Laddie, I take grave offense at that slur of the defeaters of the Sassenachs.

No lightweight sobbing boyo like Boehner is man enough to drink warm milk, let alone any Highland Nectar.

He's probably weeping cause Cantor stole his lunch money.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Cantor's really been a thorn in the man-child's side this year, hasn't he?

I'm sure he doesn;t mean any harm or want Boehner's job or anything like that.

[asjr]

6. He has been figuring out how to get rid of

Eric Cantor.

[opihimoimoi]

8. The Baggers are hurt so bad...Cantor is not an Option....

[Tx4obama]

9. Boehner took a minute or two today to bash President Obama ...

regarding the Cordray recess appointment

Here: http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/01/boehner-cordray-appt-unprecedented-power-grab-by-obama-109567.html

[rurallib]

10. I bet some distillery made a mint from Chateau le Boehner this holiday

season.

[Auntie Bush]

11. Probably getting burned under a tanning bed... so we can't

see his red eyes from crying.