How to understand Republicans, in one easy lesson

[jmowreader]

REPUBLICANISM is the need to get revenge because...

SOMEWHERE you won't go,
SOMEONE you don't know,
is doing SOMETHING you don't like.

[Skittles]

1. repukes just think they are better

I don't think I am superior to a person of color, or a gay person, or an immigrant....but repukes do.....they literally think they are better.

[erronis]

2. Wouldn't it be simpler to just say "Jealosy"? You hate someone because you can't be them.

[jmowreader]

3. It's not jealousy. That we could almost forgive.

Working example: Your Republican despises the LGBT population of San Francisco.

They wouldn't go to SFO if you paid them any amount of money.
They don't know any LGBT people. And they don't want to do anything LGBT people do.

But by damn, we've got to shut down that "evil lifestyle."

[Mr.Bill]

4. I think republicans largely live in some sort

of closet. They doth protest too much.

There are many examples of them being outed for one thing or another.

[rufus dog]

5. It really comes down to this, Don't be an asshole!

Republicans are assholes.