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At State Dinner - US Presidential Aromatic Faux PasLondon - It was reported today by an individual close to President Trump during the Buckingham Palace state dinner that the US President broke wind audibly more than once while seated near Her Majesty. Dr. Nigel Wilson of the NHS stated that such a thing is quite common in older gentlemen of expansive girth and is a hazard in close quarters, affecting the sensibilities and olfactory systems of those nearby. According to Dr. Wilson, "One simply must expect the escape of gasses when near such an odious person. It is a common hazard."
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, would not comment on this story, as one would expect of someone of her fastidious respect for proper etiquette.
of course...
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)True Dough
(17,304 posts)you write of this condition from experience?
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)However, I have been near many such people, and recognize the issue.
llmart
(15,536 posts)It's more likely that it's the truth.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)In fact, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.
It's just a headline I'd love to see.
leftyladyfrommo
(18,868 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)Firestorm49
(4,032 posts)mindem
(1,580 posts)and it was the most intelligent thing he said all day.
Gothmog
(145,176 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)And he remains unaware that the entire world sees him as a coarse-mannered buffoon.
magicarpet
(14,146 posts)And eloquently,.. to hoot,.. or to toot,.. rather than to boot.
IndyOp
(15,522 posts)mitch96
(13,895 posts)Better than the faux Pelosi drunk vid methinks...
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MineralMan
(146,288 posts)Besides, I don't think there's any raw video from that state dinner that would lend itself to "customization."
mitch96
(13,895 posts)Me neither... We need a 20 something to do it!!!
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honest.abe
(8,678 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)The broadest sort of comedy, but how could anyone not enjoy it?
honest.abe
(8,678 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)He was sweating and farting the whole time. Stink lines were visibly rising from him!
brewens
(13,582 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)These days it's really hard to tell real life from fiction.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)I suspect that our POTUS has FLATUS that needs to be released on a frequent basis. Our journalists, though, probably would not mention it, leaving the news to be released by satirists, both professional and amateur.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)Tipperary
(6,930 posts)Turin_C3PO
(13,978 posts)I can easily see him doing that.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)Shook his head and said "NOT ME!" .
Classy guy.
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)watoos
(7,142 posts)Remember when Chavez spoke at the UN right after Bush and complained of the sulfur smell?
Throck
(2,520 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)'I'm so sorry! I didn't know it was her turn.'
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)...but no-one can tell his mouth from his asshole...
MineralMan
(146,288 posts)sop
(10,170 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)Quemado
(1,262 posts)That's Trump trying to sell a war on Iran to the Queen.