Sen. Cornyn asks Twitter to sign a Birthday Card for Trump

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Link to tweet

Team Cornyn: President Trump’s birthday is coming up! Wish him well by signing our card.

My favorite Twitter responses to Cornyn:

I am betting that if you click the link, you end up being asked for a donation and they will already have checked on the $100 box for you. SCAM America GOP.(That was me).

My message would get me arrested.

A Birthday Poem~
Republicans are red
Democrats are blue
Have a paranoid birthday
'Cuz we outnumber you

Seriously? You want me to sign a happy birthday card for an adulterous dictatorial monster?
I’d rather cut my lawn with a lady bic razor one grass at a time.

This has got to be a parody account, like @DevinCow or something like it. But just in case, happy birthday to @realDonaldTrump from the USS John S McCain.

My card is with Trump’s tax returns and Melania’s college diploma.


The insults just keep coming!

[Dennis Donovan]

1. Not a single pro-trump reply. Not. One.

Where are his supporters?

[MarcA]

2. He's wearing them. n/t

[Generic Other]

5. OMG

Love it!

[Vinca]

3. OMG - that makes me consider signing up for twitter.

My birthday wish would be he doesn't see another one. LOL.

[Generic Other]

4. That might land you in Twitter jail

but I would heart it.