john boehner coloring book

[Ichingcarpenter]

[liberal N proud]

1. Three shades of Orange

[bulloney]

2. Crayola can also come up with a new name for one of its colors and call it Boner Orange.

This crayon would also smell like booze and cigarettes.

[Snotcicles]

7. Burnt Boehner. nt

[ThatsMyBarack]

8. +1 for bulloney!

[yellowcanine]

10. That color is actually not so far from the old Crayola color "flesh" back in the day.

When the only "flesh" tone considered was white folk flesh. Never mind that even white folk came in a variety of color tones, let alone non-whites. Changed to "peach" in 1962.

[piratefish08]

3. mommy? what color is tears?

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. The color of a crocodile, honey.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. That poor kid is going to need more orange crayons...

[ejbr]

6. That kids has quite the eye.

Notice how he demonstrates how the orange radiates off of his skin. Very impressive.

[ThatsMyBarack]

9. The third crayon is BROWN.

Hate to think what that's for....

[baldguy]

11. Santorum