The More You Know.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Did you know the Moon is not actually part of Mars?

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Donald J. Trump?Verified account @realDonaldTrump · 13m13 minutes ago

For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!

10:38 AM - 7 Jun 2019

[Dennis Donovan]

1. "Mars (of which the Moon is a part)"

Is there some sort of bridge or walkway between the two? Maybe an aqueduct?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. There's a trolley that runs twice-daily between them. nt

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Dang! Someone gave me a token to ride it, and I thought it was a joke so I threw it out. Had I known

[yuiyoshida]

35. WTF is he talking about?

[underpants]

3. 🎵 When you get caught between the Moon and New York City...

I know it’s crazy, but it’s true 🎵

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. "When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie and then you get hit by Mars, too....." nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. "Giant steps are what you take, walking on the Moon, and also Mars since it is a part of the Moon."

[underpants]

24. LOL

[hatrack]

29. It's only a paper Moon, and also Mars, hanging over a cardboard sea . . .

[walkingman]

4. He once again proves he is a "very intelligent person".

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. ...

[dalton99a]

7. Is it syphilitic dementia or is it fucking moronity

[Wellstone ruled]

11. Both.

[3Hotdogs]

8. Well we already claimed the Moon.

When we get to Mars, we can claim it as part of the Space Force Continuum and we then own them both and they are both part of the same thing.

Russia and China can split Uranus. (Get it? Your anus).

[underpants]

12. SPACE FORCE!

I was just about to post a Uranus joke

[lagomorph777]

30. What about my anus?

[stopdiggin]

9. continues to amaze

It doesn't matter if you've never read a book in your life. HOW do you go through life for 70 years, and remain this full of crap? Illiterate moonshiners (looking at you, Uncle Joe) have more basic knowledge.

[lunatica]

10. My face hurts from all the facepalms

I must find a different way of expressing my reactions to Trump!

[demmiblue]

13. Sigh... what a dumbass. n/t

[monmouth4]

15. You know, we're all having a good chuckle over this but honestly, he is very dangerous. Ignorance is

dangerous.

[blugbox]

16. Even giving him the benefit of the doubt

And taking it as not being PHYSICALLY part of the moon, but that "getting back to the Moon is a part of getting to Mars"... it still doesn't make any sense!

Don't waste time going to the Moon! Go to Mars! So let's get to the Moon in order to get to Mars!! Much better!

ALSO: why don't you let the DoD (Department of DEFENSE) handle Defense, and let NASA (National Aeronautics and SPACE Administration) handle.... space.

[demmiblue]

18. Per usual, he was watching Fox:

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[demmiblue]

19. Mars is part of the moon sounds like collusion to me.

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[FakeNoose]

20. Chump seems to have some confusion about where the moon is

[Initech]

21. He is getting destroyed in the comments section on this one.

My entry:

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[underpants]

25. Well, this IS what happens when you tweet from Uranus

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=12170638

[lagomorph777]

31. Bada BOOM!

[demmiblue]

22. Lol:

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[emmaverybo]

37. Wish we had the silly like button. nt

[BlueJac]

26. Cook coo!

[First Speaker]

27. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress...

...and Mars is Heaven. That's all anybody needs to know about either of them...

[lagomorph777]

33. Trump knows a lot about harsh mistresses.

And pee.

[smirkymonkey]

28. The mental deterioration is accelerating.

It's only a matter of time before he has to be hauled away by men in white coats. It can't happen soon enough!

[hatrack]

32. Gustav Holst - Mars (Of Which The Moon Is A Part) The Bringer Of War

[Siwsan]

34. Perhaps that's how it appears, from his home planet.

Just a theory, mind you.

[emmaverybo]

36. Once was a book of funny Bush Sr. malapropism. Reagan was good too. Trump beats Yogi Berra.

[0rganism]

38. Trump's is gonna be a 12-volume set

assuming he's ousted by 2020
if not, i'm going with an encyclopedia-like 30 volumes

[emmaverybo]

40. Laughing out loud.

[0rganism]

39. maybe he means a "Black Paper Moon"