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Let me see if I can identify what's wrong with this picture. It's not the fact that he's holding what appears to be a single bag of questionable quality microwave popcorn. It's not the Harley Davidson belt. It's not the poorly secured holdster attached to the outside of his belt loop. It's definitely not the fact that he's got a key chain with more keys than a high school janitor would carry. Or the extremely dumb 2nd amendment t-shirt. I know... it's that fucking chain wallet! I mean what kind of grown ass man still carries a chain wallet in 2019??? That shit wasn't even fashionable when it was cool and that was in 1993!!!

*audience applauds wildly*

This week the Top 10 is live from El Paso for the start of our Texas Roadshow! We catch up on stuff we missed, recap Trump's trip to England, tell you some other miscellaneous insane Trump rantings, show you some good guys with guns, ask how Stephen Crowder's Youtube channel is still a thing, and we tell you why a Straight Pride Parade is a bad idea. Plus in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, what's up with Mt. Everest? Yeah there's apparently more traffic at the peak than there is on the 405. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10, our resident pastor is back from vacation and he lived like a televangelist, and he's going to tell you that frequent flyer miles are for godless heathens. And we also have a new "I Need A Drink" - is travel by pogo stick going to revolutionize commuter travel? Probably not. And for the first stop on our Texas Roadshow - we're going to find out why people have such a love affair or utterly despise the Lone Star State in a 5 part series that we're calling "What's Up With Texas?". Plus we have some live music from our good friends Blink 182 who are back celebrating the 20th anniversary of their classic album "Enema Of The State"!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wed at 2:00 PM /shameless self promotion

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1. Here in Oklahoma they would shoot him.