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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald Trump has reached a groundbreaking deal with the Hawaiian Islands to make them the nations fiftieth state, Trump confirmed on Monday.
Calling it my most incredible deal yet, Trump said that he had forced Hawaii to bend to his will and cough up billions to become a state.
This is a big win for our country, Trump told reporters at the White House. Hawaii is going to be a beautiful and amazing state.
Just minutes after his announcement, however, there was significant pushback from Hawaii, which claimed that it had already reached a deal to become a state in 1959.
That claim swiftly drew the ire of Trump, who denounced Hawaiis alleged sixty years of statehood as fake news and disgraceful.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-has-made-deal-to-add-hawaii-as-fiftieth-state?utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_061019&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9f8cb24c17c6adf0e5d24&cndid=25394153&esrc=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
Gothmog
(145,168 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)the world is getting pretty bizarre as it is.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)MBS
(9,688 posts)My blood pressure goes up about 30 points every time I think of his destruction of the nonpartisan 4th celebration in DC.
FakeNoose
(32,634 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,189 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)We are Idiocracy.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)He surely struck a huuuuge deal with the Queen for statehood after Brexit..... ......
SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)Bad hair and slow brain day...... ..........
He keeps pulling that crap and getting away with it, including taking credit for things initiated during President Obama's tenure.
The man is amoral as they come, and has the bully pulpit.....
KG
(28,751 posts)rurallib
(62,411 posts)Obama was born there and he wasn't born in this country!
Donny told me hisself!
SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)UTUSN
(70,686 posts)yardwork
(61,599 posts)karynnj
(59,503 posts)Trump's "great" deals are all made up!