I'm excited about Queen Ann's speech.

[SoCalDem]

I hope she tells us about the time she "beat" typhoid...and how she had brushes with death from:
Argyria
Moya Moya
Crapulence
Smallpox
Inversa
Scabies
Rickets
Beriberi
Dengue Fever
Hepatitis A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Impetigo
Rabies
Pubic lice
Leprosy
Malaria
Scrapie

Our Annie is a survivor...

[onehandle]

1. Oh, 'you people.'

[bunnies]

2. There is something about that woman that repels every cell of my being.

Im not sure I've ever detested a total stranger so much. It'll be a miracle if I can get through the speech without smashing my poor puter. Shes revolting.

[SoCalDem]

3. I'll be watching the weather channel..or stuff I've recorded

[bunnies]

4. In the name of sanity...

I should probably follow your lead. Either that or I should start drinking NOW.

[broiles]

8. There's a good baseball game on tonight-Rangers vs. Tampa Bay.

[ailsagirl]

5. It's a tall order

She has 20 minutes to close that huge gender gap!!
Good luck!!

[Avalux]

6. Which of those afflictions causes the sneer??

[lpbk2713]

7. It's times like this when it's good to have Netflix.

I don't know what I would do otherwise.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Did Mitt actually touch her when she had all thoses diseases or at least sleep in the same mansion?

What a Saint.

[HopeHoops]

10. PUBIC LICE - WOOO HOOOO! PUBIC LICE PUBIC LICE PUBIC LICE!!!!

Or am I just being juvenile?

[JitterbugPerfume]

11. you forgot acid reflux

and hemorrhoids

[pinboy3niner]

12. Ann Romney will be unable to address the convention due to an unfortunate accident...