We dont have to give this oompa loompa a library, right?

[Tiggeroshii]

Shouldnt he at least prove he can read, first?


...just a thought.

[marble falls]

1. He acts like he should get a phone booth.

[defacto7]

2. One only with pictures and finger puppets.

[Yonnie3]

3. A gold plated toilet and a phone.

Maybe an upgraded porta-potty would suffice.

[VOX]

14. With a made-in-China chandelier bolted overhead.

There’s no place like home.

[Blue Owl]

4. Must be located in Whales

n/t

[mopinko]

5. after how hard it was to get the obama center in chicago,

i can just imagine what nyc will have to say.

[lunasun]

6. How bout a whorehouse in his name like his granddaddy. Something really fancy he'll like that

anyway better than a library . Reading to trump & co. is for losers I’m sure . He can’t even read WH briefings
A whorehouse outhouse with his name on it in gold maybel

[smirkymonkey]

7. Honestly, what would be in it?

A wall full of idiotic tweets? The guy has never read a book in his life. What a joke it would be.

[jberryhill]

8. The Tweet Wall Will Be Fascinating

A Donald Trump Library will be two things:

1. A comforting reminder that he is no longer president.

2. Possibly one of the most surreal Florida theme parks since they started feeding guests to alligators at Disney World.

[SeattleVet]

9. They already shut down most of the appropriate locations in NYC...

he may have to locate it elsewhere.

Thank his lawyer Rudy for his 'cleanup' of Times Square.

This one looks like it may be available. It even has the requisite spelling/grammar error!

[Midnight Writer]

10. He keeps eating the documents.

[Xolodno]

11. He already has one...

....Currently Comedy Central via the Daily Show in conservator-ship.

[Rhiannon12866]

12. That's crossed my mind, too...

What would go in it? Doesn't he rip up documents and his staff has to tape them back together?? And his Hollywood "star" keeps being vandalized, what would happen to a building?? I think this painful episode in our history needs to be analyzed and remembered, but not memorialized...

[Grokenstein]

13. My first choice would be a (memorial) mental health facility, but

...if we DID build a library, I propose a single shelf of worn, stuck-together bottom-rung porn magazines inside a poorly-maintained stall at the very back of a truck stop men's room. Just to fancy it up a bit, a small video display eternally loops that GIF of Trump's angry face 'shopped onto the toddler pitching an absolute fit because his putt didn't go in.

[VOX]

15. A modest stucco bungalow with a "big, beautiful wall" all around it.

Only three objects would be on display: a framed photo of Putin, an empty KFC bucket, and Melania’s "I really don't care. Do U?" jacket.

[LibDemAlways]

16. He's never been inside a library of any kind

in his life. I don't think he'd want one. He'd probably opt for another golf course. Personally, I'd just stick an Andy Gump in a far corner of Mar A Lago, spraypaint his most inane tweets all over it, and call it a day.

[queentonic]

17. Proper sites for Trump's Name

I would tolerate sewers and garage pits being named after Trump. Another would be a library that's an outhouse with tweets scrawled on the walls.