Kiddie Grabber Boogaloo
Wonderbitch
June 21, 2019 09:32 AM
For no good reason Roy Moore is running for Senate again, and there isn't even a tween-filled shopping mall in the entire Capitol. Why the fuck is Roy Moore 'flirting' with another Senate run like he's a better candidate than a Meth Fueled Attack Squirel? Oh, here's the answer! Roy Moore is running again because rape culture ...
Riding high from his recent attempts to sue a super pac that ran ads about him, Moore wants another shot at losing to Doug Jones. Moore seems to enjoy losing, and has finally proven he's a "Maverick" by brushing off edicts from King Trump to stay the fuck out of the Senate race. Luckily for Jones, Roy Moore doesn't give a fuck what Trump thinks. Roy Moore is from Alafuckingbama just like Yr Wonderbitch's Daddy was, and if you deal with Mississippi's basic ass bullshit, and Georgia's snitty snickers for long enough, you'll say and do whatever you damn well please. Even if it's a marriage proposal to a 14-year-old ...
Apparently Roy Moore and his wife, Kayla, miss the buzz of ridicule that graces every room he enters, and the long walks with reporters asking how many girls did he abuse. There are probably also candlelit dinners with skeevy old donors who banter about the old days when they could just buy a child bride ...
I expected to be glad Moore was in the race since he completely fucked everything up for the GOP last time, and handed the US Senate seat to Doug Jones, who honestly hit the opponent JACKPOT, but I just feel irritated. I'm just tired of feeling like we live in a reality show ...
https://www.wonkette.com/roy-moore-2-kiddie-grabber-boogaloo
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