How to win the debate?

[kentuck]

In your best Donald Trump imitation, say this:

"Only I can fix it".

"I am very intelligent. I went to a very good university"

(Take a moment to hug an American flag)

"If they mess with us, we will obliterate them."

"We have the best economy in the history of the world."

"If anything bad happens, it is somebody else's fault."

"Mueller was on a witch-hunt. There was no collusion, no obstruction, no nothing. Bill Barr said so...."

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The audience would crack up and you would be declared the winner of the debate...

[dawg day]

1. I'm trying to say with a straight face--

"I'm a very stable genius."

[kentuck]

2. Oh yeah!

You could end with that statement.

[rampartc]

3. don't laugh yet

there will be a debate in about September of 2020 that will sound a lot like that one. the media will declare the orage doofus who says those things the winner.

[world wide wally]

4. Biden could win by saying, "That sonuvabitch in the White House..."

Not sure how it would work for anyone else, but please feel welcome to try it.

[underpants]

5. Well at least one of them has a plan

"[President Trump is] going to be beaten by somebody who has an idea what this man has done. ... You have harnessed fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out," Williamson said later. "So I, sir, I have a feeling you know what you're doing. I'm going to harness love for political purposes. I will meet you on that field. And, sir, love will win."