Yankee-Doodle-Dawdle . . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Donald J. Trump is saying: "I come to you on a very special day, it's called Independence Day, or as we fondly refer to it as 'The Fourth,' meaning 'The Fourth of July,' and it's about something more important than politics so I'll be non-partisan, but I can't help but notice that such a great crowd is an indication of how great our economy is doing, not to say it couldn't be better if the Democrat Party didn't hate American so much they try to make us fail, and if it wasn't for the crisis at our Border that the Democrats caused. . . . But it's really doing great, breaking records just like my electoral victory, and what I'm doing for America. . . . It's like the greatest ever, what we're doing for America, but now Crazy Nancy is dragging Mueller up to The Hill, and. . . ."



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Above CAPTION based entirely on warranted speculation of the CAPTIONer this morning of July 4, 2019.

[walkingman]

1. Who is going to be the hero that stands in front of one of Trump's tanks and stops his parade ?

[SCantiGOP]

2. My commendations, skipfox

That mush of language you wrote out sounds exactly like the Orange Turd who currently occupies our White House.

[skip fox]

3. I've had

lots of practice!