"I don't even know HOW to ejaculate." . . . Please come CAPTION Alan Dershowitz!!!!

[skip fox]

Alan ("Even when I'm wrong, I'm right!" ) Dershowitz is saying: "I've already said I was at Jeffrey Epstein's estate. . . . That's a matter of record. . . . But what's not on the record is that I don't like massages. . . . They make me so relaxed I feel like I've passed out and somebody else is in control of my body, and I have strange dreams about doing naughty things. . . . Besides, I only had a massage to make Jeffery feel good. . . . And, oh yes, I always kept my underwear on. . . . At least I meant to."




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The above FICTIONAL CAPTION based on the following clip at DU:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017547094

[RainCaster]

1. Underwear is so confusing, which foot does it go on?

And how do I line up the brown spots?

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. 😆

[RainCaster]

2. I traded undies with that old Russian woman

[skip fox]

3. Yikes!

[GeorgeGist]

4. Backpfeifengesicht

[Iliyah]

5. And she was a "very" old and ugly

Russian women.

[skip fox]

6. A.D, continues:

". . . with a tattoo over her vagina: 'Despair All Ye Who Enter Here!' . . . But in Russian."

[milestogo]

8. And her name was Vladimir.