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Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)
Mon Jul 22, 2019, 11:06 PM Jul 2019

Cue the Boogie Man in 3, 2, 1......

Be afraid, be very afraid, he's coming to get you. It's amazing how the republican's boogie men always tend to show up just in the nick of time. It's how you know something actually bad is about to happen-to Trump. I swear to God, they could demonize a newborn baby (if its parents were Democrats) Luckily for republicans, I've never seen people more afraid of everything. They can easily find a new outrage at the drop of a hat.

Look over there, it's Antifa! Around the corner, no, it's AOC! Look out the window, it's the caravan! Under your bed, oh, my God, it's Ilhan Omar. Please make it stop! The fiends who want you to have health care. The demons who want to bring equal rights to our society. The villains who want to hold Trump accountable. It's a dangerous world out there. Thankfully, Donald Trump is here to fight those monsters and send the boogie man packing, and Fox News is here to help-along with the rest of the right wing noise machine. Was that a Guatamalan refugee with a baby behind a tree in your backyard? Probably here to steal your job.

With Mueller about to testify it's going to be a regular old Creature Feature double bill. A republican monster fest. Just when things start looking rough, there they are, the monsters who distracted the nation, just in time to muddy the waters and get the MAGAt mind off of anything disparaging about the greatest president ever. The fear machine is about to be dialed up to 11, the republican hordes are just waiting for their next opportunity for panic and outrage. Pay no attention to Jeffery Epstein or Robert Mueller's testimony. Look over there. Who's hiding in the shadows? Why it's The Squad. Oh, the humanity.

Scary, very scary!

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Cue the Boogie Man in 3, 2, 1...... (Original Post) Dread Pirate Roberts Jul 2019 OP
Yep! Their brains work differently from ours. Karadeniz Jul 2019 #1
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