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Tue Jul 23, 2019, 08:55 AM

Always relevant...


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MrScorpio Jul 2019 OP
marble falls Jul 2019 #1
tblue37 Jul 2019 #2
kentuck Jul 2019 #3

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2019, 09:09 AM

1. De-tweeted ...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a Democrat," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, you're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2019, 09:21 AM

2. K&R. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2019, 09:42 AM

3. Good one!

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