You know, I was thinking as I was getting dressed this morning that
we all have our private moments performing personal tasks which are not the most, shall we say, appetizing and tasteful behaviors, but are necessary for survival. These include but are not limited to: wiping ourselves, showering and removing all that secretion and perspiration from our private areas, cleaning out our noses of mucus, both soft and hardened, draining pimples or small boils or even seborrheic cysts which might occur, removing whatever that is that collects under your toenails, and the like.
So of course I had a vision of Baron Golfin von Fatfuk needing to do each of these things but having a strange response to the need to perform such tasks, by way of explanation: sane, relatively normal and adequately adjusted individuals "downshift" and perform each of these acts almost rituallistically without giving any of them too much thought. Of course, witnessing a stranger performing them is often perceived as horrific or inappropriate if managed publically, but for the most part, people execute these without giving much thought while doing so and usually no thought thereafter, they are a necessity of life.
But I was thinking about your present resident of the White House: my guess is that he does not do well with these kinds of things; that he is queasy and sick about some necessities. Did you ever think what a germophobe might do in wiping him or herself after a bowel movement? Do they wear gloves? Do they use Lysol afterwards? Do they utilize an intermediate instrument so that their hands and fingers are nowhere near their anus? Enquiring minds want to KNOW! I was thinking about Eddie Murphy's character in Comoing to America wherein after relieving himself the Wipers are called in to finish the job. Yes I know this is disgusting but we have been subjected to such psychiatric ills, that I've taken a page from these guys and will state that THERE IS NO FLOOR for ridicule.
Many years ago during the Vietnam War, my mother, who was militantly anti Vietnam War (but not a pacifist) despised this woman down the block who had on her Ford automobile a bumpersticker which read "Better Dead than Red" and had two sons in the military. The feeling was mutual: she despised our family for our liberal (read: Communist) views. Anyway, this lady and her husband lost one of her sons in the War. My mother, after that day, never said a bad word about her ever again, and you must understand, my mother was militant and took no prisoners politically. She told me that in America, if someone loses a child in the Service, then hands off them personally: that they have and always will suffer with that, that you don't pile on.
So when the "Marmalade Shartcannon" went after the Gold Star family, I knew there was no floor because one of the few constants in America is the nearly-universal acknowledgement that military loss of life is acutely and forever tragic for the family of the deceased. That is why nothing surprises me or makes me wonder if we've hit bottom There is no bottom.
I will say King Tut is not looking well lately: he seems to have an ashen look about him and there's been a qualitative change in his skin texture and tone. Just saying...
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I am pretty much wishing the same thing, except my version is a little crueler. Also, I am less patient. I am hoping to wake up to the headline of my dreams within days. 
"Just praying. . . "
Just sayin'.
My guess he falls into the literal category of those who think their "sh_t don't stink"... Pardon the indelicacy... 
so it can't be long before he self destructs in public.
He is my definition of evil.
Love this OP 
Use a bidet...
Apparently the penthouses in his Las Vegas hotel has them. 
SCHEDULING MARTIN EDEN FOR ASS KICKING
*EGREGIOUS VISUAL*!!!!!! 
What he's been doing to us the last few years is worse than any gross-out. 
