Profiles in Crazy, LXCX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Donald ("Double-size that!" ) Trump is saying: "If you think about it, Greenland is a great deal. For instance, if global warming occurs, and I don't for a moment believe it will, then Greenland's ice will all melt and the seas will rise and places like Greenland and Siberia will be the only places life will be tolerable. . . . Not that I believe that will happen. . . . In the meantime, I'm removing all EPA regulations of coal burning plants as well as under-sea and national forest exploration for more petroleum reserves."

[Thomas Hurt]

1. If it is only a good deal...

if global warming is happening and it isn't, how is a good deal you nutjob.

[skip fox]

4. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

but we often try to channel our subject's stupidity or avarice or cupidity or whatever for satirical purposes

[smirkymonkey]

2. Ugh! That mouth! I. HATE. THAT. MOUTH!

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Is it just me or is there a familial resemblance here? The mouth. The shape of the head?

The flat top of head and the square sides of the head. Looks similar, it seems to me.

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