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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDenmark offers to buy America from Russia
Rich in natural resources and fuckwits the territory covers almost 10 million square kilometers and is said to contain huge oil and gas reserves and the largest number of fatties on the planet.
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin who bought the US with a Betamax videotape of two prostitutes urinating on a dementia patient told The Rochdale Herald. Its a pretty good deal and were open to discussing it with Denmark. Russia bought North America for the price of two hookers and a large bottle of Evian Water so anything over 75 rubels is a good return on our investment.
Denmark would be a pretty good acquirer for the territory. Theyre the happiest country in the world, have an amazing welfare state and they can all read.
[link:https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2019/08/21/denmark-buy-america-from-russia/|
50 Shades Of Blue
(10,043 posts)IdealsAndReal42
(89 posts)triron
(22,020 posts)Almost embarrassing to be called an American nowadays.
handmade34
(22,757 posts)DinahMoeHum
(21,809 posts)colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)The funniest zingers have some truth in them.
iluvtennis
(19,871 posts)raccoon
(31,119 posts)Downtown Hound
(12,618 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)Firestorm49
(4,037 posts)FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)ananda
(28,876 posts)Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)made to the true leaders, Moscow Mitch and Hannity. They make all the important decisions.
IronLionZion
(45,528 posts)And implement the Nordic model of social programs and general liberalness here.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)be sent to EVERY gop representative in DC. They need to know what a laughingstock they have made of this country by backing a total brainless fool.
FakeNoose
(32,748 posts)(Yes I know - wiener is misspelled. It's still cute.)
Grins
(7,228 posts)"The world is laughing at us." - Smug, arrogant, orange weasel predicting our future, 06 Nov 2012.
Proof they are.
louis-t
(23,297 posts)Collimator
(1,639 posts)My eyes hurt--that was so brilliant.
appalachiablue
(41,171 posts)rustysgurl
(1,040 posts)ancianita
(36,133 posts)warmfeet
(3,321 posts)The Danes know how to run a country.
burrowowl
(17,645 posts)RainCaster
(10,914 posts)It took a lot of editing to make sense of this small article of sarcasm. But I loved it!
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)Im all for it if we can get rid of the MF and I can sign on th Denmarks health plan.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,414 posts)
Short range nuclear missiles made available to American public in bid to reduce gun crime
Following a series of atrocities in the United States over the weekend in which more than twenty five members of the public were shot and killed the government has announced dramatic reforms to curb the growing crisis.
Obviously just letting everybody arm themselves to the teeth with conventional weapons hasnt done the trick. A spokesman for the US government told The Rochdale Herald.
The real issue is that not enough Americans are packing heat when they go to the supermarket or the swimming baths. If they all were then obviously thered be no gun crimes at all.
The next obvious step to take is to make short range nuclear weapons available over the counter at Best Buy and Walmart. If we want to ensure that members of the public are completely safe then we need to give them all access to even bigger weapon systems.
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https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2019/08/05/short-range-nuclear-missiles-available-to-american-public-in-bid-to-reduce-gun-crime/