Boris Johnson reveals new haircut as he meets Donald Trump at G7

[geardaddy]

https://newsthump.com/2019/08/26/boris-johnson-reveals-new-haircut-as-he-meets-donald-trump-at-g7/

Boris Johnson has been accused of blatantly copying the US President as he showed off his latest new hairdo at during a G7 meeting between the two nation’s yesterday.

Boris, who is famous for his unattractive and badly-styled hairdo, revealed a new unattractive and badly-styled hairdo which he denied was in any way inspired by President Trump, despite it being a blatant copy of the infamous comb-over.

“I think it’s a dashed ballyhoo tippety-whiffle,” he said when confronted, whilst carefully avoiding ruffling his new, oddly solid coiffure in any way.

“I’ve not changed my hair in any way whatsoever, I’ve always done it this way, and my skin has always had this healthy glow” he added in direct contravention of observable reality, so nothing new there really.

“I’ve not changed my hair in any way whatsoever, I’ve always done it this way, and my skin has always had this healthy glow” he added in direct contravention of observable reality, so nothing new there really.

snip

“Trump’s old hair was often described as a ‘Golden Helmet’, which applies curiously well to Boris as well – so I suppose this is appropriate.”

[Frustratedlady]

1. I think it is a toss-up over which is nuttier...Boris or Trump

He actually combed his hair for G7, but couldn't for the queen?

[shanti]

2. He combed it?

Fooled me

[spinbaby]

3. It's so hard to tell what's parody nowadays

This, I hope, is.

[Celerity]

4. not hard if you click on the link