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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDonald Trump announces plans to buy Narnia from Middle Earth
https://newsthump.com/2019/08/23/donald-trump-announces-plans-to-buy-narnia-from-middle-earth/Bouncing back from the disappointment of not being able to buy Greenland, President of America, King of Israel, Chosen one, and very stable genius Donald Trump has announced a plan to buy the magical land of Narnia from Middle Earth.
Its something were looking into, you know, explained the President in a completely not mad kind of way.
I know theyve had some problems there with an almighty battle between Aslan and the wicked Snow Queen, but the thing youve got to remember is there were very fine people on both sides there.
It is thought that Trump is possibly concerned about Americas lack of presence in any magical realms, and having Narnia as a 51st state could give the US a foothold in the region leading to trading opportunities for magic beans, unicorns and glassware infused with the souls of enemies.
I like Narnia, its a fine place. Lots of fauns, continued the President.
And fauns love me, they do. They love me over there. You know I met with Mr Tumnus and he said gee Mr Trump, Aslans okay. But, if you were leader then it would really make Narnia great again.
Thats what I want to do, folks. Make Narnia great again.
Middle-Earth has yet to respond to Mr Trumps plans because it is fictional and doesnt exist. Narnia, on the other hand, told the President to shit off.
Its something were looking into, you know, explained the President in a completely not mad kind of way.
I know theyve had some problems there with an almighty battle between Aslan and the wicked Snow Queen, but the thing youve got to remember is there were very fine people on both sides there.
It is thought that Trump is possibly concerned about Americas lack of presence in any magical realms, and having Narnia as a 51st state could give the US a foothold in the region leading to trading opportunities for magic beans, unicorns and glassware infused with the souls of enemies.
I like Narnia, its a fine place. Lots of fauns, continued the President.
And fauns love me, they do. They love me over there. You know I met with Mr Tumnus and he said gee Mr Trump, Aslans okay. But, if you were leader then it would really make Narnia great again.
Thats what I want to do, folks. Make Narnia great again.
Middle-Earth has yet to respond to Mr Trumps plans because it is fictional and doesnt exist. Narnia, on the other hand, told the President to shit off.
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Donald Trump announces plans to buy Narnia from Middle Earth (Original Post)
geardaddy
Aug 2019
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rurallib
(62,424 posts)1. Getting so hard to tell Real stories from good satire
Very believable Trump could have offered to buy Narnia.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)2. I know, right?
He totally would think it exists.
Demonaut
(8,919 posts)5. sad but too true
marble falls
(57,112 posts)3. Narnia for the Narnians!!! US out!
muriel_volestrangler
(101,322 posts)4. There's always Nambia. He said how much he liked that at the UN
https://edition.cnn.com/2017/09/21/africa/trump-nambia-un-africa-trnd/index.html
Nambia, Narnia - who can tell the difference? Leave out the 'b', run the 'r' and 'n' together, they're both 'Namia'.
Nambia, Narnia - who can tell the difference? Leave out the 'b', run the 'r' and 'n' together, they're both 'Namia'.