Trump: I have German in my blood -- Merkel: Snort loudly. 🤣 🤣 😉

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

Her facial expressions, too!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I think she's given up on Spanky.

She didn't even try not to snort derisively.

[brewens]

2. Maybe, but it's more the Nazi in your head we worry about. n/t

[stopdiggin]

12. sssspluter

Oh, dang! That poor keyboard!

[dalton99a]

3. NEXT: "Ich bin ein Berliner"

[eppur_se_muova]

15. Or "Ich bin ein Wiener" ? nt

[marble falls]

20. "Ich bin ein Frankfurter."

[marble falls]

21. "Ich bin ein Berliner mit eine creamishe zenter." ....

[gratuitous]

4. Merkel can tell that Trump hasn't thought of anything until the question is asked

"Will you make a stop in Poland?" "Homina, homina, homina, it's a little soon." He can't anticipate any question, spends the first several seconds (no matter how difficult or easy the question) re-calibrating his brain from thinking about hamberders before blarting out some standard-issue nonsense.

[NewJeffCT]

5. and he has clown on his face

with that orange makeup

[Kid Berwyn]

6. He means "Austrian."

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[dalton99a]

7. But he's really Swedish

[Kid Berwyn]

9. What can you say about a pimp named "Drumpf"?

People may wonder about all them Gold Rush gold digger foreigners crossing into the US of A.

[keithbvadu2]

13. Trump Mocks Warren's Native American Heritage Claim, But Falsely Claimed His Family Was Swedish

Trump Mocks Warren’s Native American Heritage Claim, But Falsely Claimed His Family Was Swedish

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/trump-mocks-warrens-native-american-heritage-claim-but-false?utm_term=.hrN5grRZ6#.nn8b1XG0m


http://www.nytimes.com/1999/06/26/nyregion/fred-c-trump-postwar-master-builder-of-housing-for-middle-class-dies-at-93.html

Donald needs to start using his REAL last name, Drumpf.

[uponit7771]

29. +1

[sheshe2]

8. German bologna, maybe. nt 🤣

[Baitball Blogger]

10. I so love her.

[madaboutharry]

11. She was literally laughing at him.

He is vapid. He says stupid stuff because he is too dumb to think of anything else to say.

[volstork]

14. She has a doctorate in physical chemistry.

He is a million miles beneath her intellectually.

[LuckyLib]

17. She now has that look on her face that says, "Good grief! He is a complete idiot!"

She doesn't even try to seem neutral anymore.

[eppur_se_muova]

16. I immediately thought of Phil Hartman's (playing Sinatra) rejoinder from "The Sinatra Group" --

"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool !"

[bronxiteforever]

18. I love this! K&R

[Yavin4]

19. I love how our allies simply do not give a fuck any more.

They're sooo over Trump.

[George II]

22. That's great - she keeps shaking her head like "WTF?"

[erronis]

23. You know, he could actually come across as halfway intelligent if he'd STFU.

Everything that comes out of his orifices is pure scheiß.

[Hekate]

24. Oh dear gods. The expressions crossing her face are priceless.

Mme Chancellor, please don't go to Doral.

[lpbk2713]

25. "Please don't tell anyone."

[Funtatlaguy]

26. Elizabeth Warren needs to tweet: "Take a DNA test, Donald".

[underpants]

28. That would be funny.

[underpants]

27. 👀

Another one to watch later

[grantcart]

30. Wonder what would happen if he ever understood that he has African blood period

All direct descendants of Mitochondrial Eve (all of us) came from Africa.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

31. there is an alternate theory of TrumPutin's ancestry ...