Slip-of-the-tongue reveals Donald Trump doesn't regard Barron Trump as his child.

[DetlefK]

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/his-frontal-lobe-is-melting-donald-trump-labeled-lousy-dad-after-he-says-melania-has-a-son/

During an Oval Office gaggle with the press, Trump was asked about the crackdown on vaping after the government announced that deaths had been linked to the practice.

The president said that he viewed vaping as a source of American jobs before mentioning First Lady Melania Trump, who was sitting beside him.

“That’s how the First Lady got involved,” Trump explained. “She’s got a son — together — that is a beautiful young man and she feels very, very strongly about it.”

Grade A parenting.

[jpak]

1. Poor Kid

[Act_of_Reparation]

2. Maybe Baron isn't his?

Probably the best news that kid would ever receive, if true.

[LonePirate]

3. Infidelity is not gender specific so that could be true.

[Texin]

25. Nah. There's too much physical resemblance between the kid and Cheeto.

The kid is just about as tall as his biological dad now too. tRump wasn't bad looking back in the eighties and nineties, but now? Sheesh. I guess ugly on the inside begins to physically manifest itself at some point, and Donnie Doll Hands is definitely wearing it now. Eric the Lesser sort of resembles Barron in a sort of goofy, dull-witted way.

[cstanleytech]

33. Maybe Donald is the grandfather? Nothing would surprise me as it's the Trump's.

[LisaL]

47. Exactly. Barron looks more like Trump than any of his other children.

[greatauntoftriplets]

52. Poor kid.

[DetlefK]

5. Barron is definitely Donald's son. Barron and Eric look so much like him. Jr somehow doesn't.

[Act_of_Reparation]

10. Could be Donnie, Jr's or Eric's.

Now THAT would make for entertaining TV.

[Mr.Bill]

22. If you ask me, Barron looks

more like Putin than anyone named Trump.

[musette_sf]

42. agreed n/t

[tblue37]

48. Jr. looks like Grandpa Fred. nt

[treestar]

23. I think it's more sexism

young children belong to their mother. I recall it said he was not interested in his children until they are adults.

[sandensea]

38. While we'll probably never know, I suspect Barron IS his

And that this is the mother:

[SammyWinstonJack]

55. Ewww!

[sandensea]

56. Sorry. It's just that these people are straight out of the Roman Empire.

There's not much I'd put past them anymore.

[Maru Kitteh]

59. What an utterly strange (and baseless) supposition

Of course Trump lusts after Ivanka, that's obvious by any measure.

To allege some years-long, wacko conspiracy theory alleging DJT's new wife was faking a pregnancy complete with an almost naked photo shoot (and then a smotheringly intense motherhood) to cover up a product of her husband's incest is just waaaaaaay to far out into left field.

Occam's razor. That's Melanie's kid.

[nykym]

4. Well from what I have read about

trumps early days he was treated basically the same as a kid.
They don't get it from the ground.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Maybe he isn't.

He's a nice-looking kid who mostly resembles Melania, and he's already a lot taller than Spanky. Could he be the love child of Melania and Justin Trudeau?

[tblue37]

50. Barron looks like Donald as a child, and both look like Fred's mother:

[Control-Z]

54. The daughter-wife looks a lot like the woman

in this picture. Just imagine, this is how vapid Ivanka would look had she not gone under the knife numerous times.

[doc03]

7. I won't get involved in talking about

Barron. I remember when that pos Limbaugh was talking about Chelse Clinton They put up a picture of a dog and he pretended he didn't know.

[Dennis Donovan]

9. It was Chelsea Clinton

...but I dig where you're coming from.

[doc03]

14. You are right I am old

[jberryhill]

13. Minor point about that....

Within the confines of the limited purpose for which his own parent raised him in this context, it is fair for comment.

[StarryNite]

37. I agree

[Dennis Donovan]

8. A very disturbing exchange...

"She's got a son" versus " We've got a son".

Poor kid's gonna have to beeline to a therapist soon.

[Thomas Hurt]

11. Children are worthless to FF45

they don't make him money, they don't support his brand or feed his narcissism.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

27. On the other hand, adult familial co-conspirators are minions. . . . nt

[smirkymonkey]

41. Children are needy by nature and Trump would have no use for any creature who

needed something from him. He is incapable of giving or loving anyone but himself.

[bdamomma]

44. Smirky he

didn't even pay attention to his kids when they were younger, what makes Baron any different. He has no use for them unless they give back to him it's always about him.

I hate the fucking thug, esp. how he is treating Bahamians. Total asshole he is. If he believed in climate change and the Paris accord this shit wouldn't be happening.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Best news Barron could ever get in his life.

I'd rather be a bastard than be a Trump any day.

[BootinUp]

20. .

[dalton99a]

15. President Trump Discusses Youngest Son With Kellyanne Conway

https://www.theonion.com/donald-trump-1819594227

[Lulu KC]

16. A new level of bizarre

Every single day he outdoes himself. She's got a son? Seriously.

[Midnightwalk]

17. I hate that

There wasn’t a transcript and you tempted me to listen. Curses. Mostly on me for succumbing

Holy moly what a jumbled up oral spew of mental diarrhea.

Before I lost consciousness I remember he was saying how much he loved vaping because it was profitable and Melania has a kid who wants to ... well I’m not really sure what came next.

All I know is my head hurts and there was a puddle of drool on my keyboard.

Now I’ll have to explain this dent in my forehead when I get home.

[Ilsa]

18. I think he was doing one of those odd

third-person kind of things he says to keep himself out of the discussion, like when he says, "Trump is winning!"

But it is also possible that he doesn't even think about him. I doubt Barron lives there.

[Sapient Donkey]

19. I wonder if he considers any of his kids as his, or even that they are a family in the same sense

that most people view their own families. You know, not just as a brand.

[randr]

21. He is her anchor baby

He has no idea who the father may be of any of the people he calls children. A DNA analysis would open a very large can of worms so to speak. Especially for the beast slayers. I can imagine an alt life form may have spawned them.

[vlyons]

24. IMHO his statement doesn't qualify as a denial of paternity

Besides, Barron looks like Trump. It's certainly no one's business.

[JDC]

26. Wtf?

[spanone]

28. I thought that's what I heard him say at the time.

together--- whom?

some presidents are great orators.....some not good

[jberryhill]

29. If only they had some way to protect him from harm

[GoCubsGo]

34. It sounds like his mother is trying to do that.

Whatever one thinks of Melanoma, it does seem like she really does love her kid, and that she shelters him from his asshole father and siblings as much as she can. I really do hope that the rumors that he and Melania live with her parents most of the time are true. What little I've seen of Barron, he seems like a sweet kid, in spite of everything. Hope he can stay that way.

[jberryhill]

35. Perhaps they could hire someone to keep an eye on him

(Clears throat, conspicuously)

[struggle4progress]

30. His fat-clogged brain isn't working normally

[yuiyoshida]

31. Simple explanation

He really only see's himself as existing in this world, the rest of it, including the people in this Country doesn't matter to him unless he can profit from it.. Trump would make a great Ferengi ...

[Harker]

43. Even the name.

He lives by the Rules of Acquisition.

[IronLionZion]

32. Father of the year

Barron's going to need so much therapy with a dad like that

[LAS14]

36. Let's not slide down the deplorable slope. He was talking about Melania and her feelings.

We have enough legitimate stuff to bitch about.

[joost5]

39. Any discussion of Trump's brood/procreating makes me ill. n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

40. There's still hope for Barron.

Once Chump loses on 11/3/20, Melanoma can/will file for divorce, and Barron can proceed to living The Life of Tiffany where he'll be rarely acknowledged and dragged into the limelight only when beneficial to Chump. Barron will experience immediate resuscitation and enter a life of normalcy, filing a.s.a.p. to remove the name "tRump" from his birth certificate and any other identifying documents.

[Harker]

45. Maybe Ivanka, Eric and Jr. can take refuge

in the witless protection program.

[Totally Tunsie]

46. LOL - "witless".

Nailed it.

[Harker]

51. I get a bit funnier when I'm on the couch.

[Cetacea]

49. He's Putins.

Sure looks like him.

[judesedit]

53. Too bad they don't give a shit if he gets shot.

[Joe941]

57. He doesnt like him because he is taller than he is.

[Maru Kitteh]

60. Eric is taller too. Maybe Eric is so dumb nobody cares, or notices.

[Dave Starsky]

61. And Trump is supposedly 6'3".

If you believe that, Barron has a bright future in the NBA.

[Permanut]

58. There's those family values for ya. n/t