Thu Sep 12, 2019, 09:51 AM

skip fox (19,102 posts)

Malarkey Stew. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Stuart Varney!!!!

Stuart Varney is saying "I don't see any illegality to taking the homeless off the streets and putting them in clean facilities where they can get help and training. Our legal system would applaud such an executive move in my opinion. . . . And while we're at it, there are many more misguided people who could use the camps and some re-education. . . . It sounds like a 'Win, Win, Win.' . . . Who could possibly object?"

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Above CAPTION is based on the following exchange linked at Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/stuart-varney/fox-host-floats-government-putting-homeless-camps-i-hesitate-use-word

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10 replies	Author	Time	Post
Malarkey Stew. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Stuart Varney!!!! (Original post)	skip fox	Sep 2019	OP
Yeah Koncentration Kamps,...	magicarpet	Sep 2019	#1
Stuart Varney seems to spend 100% of his time...	dchill	Sep 2019	#2
CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but	skip fox	Sep 2019	#3
Well, I think what I said is true, anyway.	dchill	Sep 2019	#10
"Are there no prisons"	Disaffected	Sep 2019	#4
We never learn	FiveGoodMen	Sep 2019	#8
Hannity- But the Soylent Green wouldn't be made from people in the camps, right?	Johonny	Sep 2019	#5
Using the words "re-education" and "camps" in the same sentence	JohnnyRingo	Sep 2019	#6
CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but	skip fox	Sep 2019	#7
oops! My ignorance.	JohnnyRingo	Sep 2019	#9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 10:02 AM

magicarpet (12,859 posts)

1. Yeah Koncentration Kamps,...

.... why ever did they do away with them. Where are the undesirables and hated supposed to go ? Besides it is good for capitalism,.. we can exploit them and work them to death and not have to pay them.

Win,... win,.. all around.

God Bless Fascism.

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Thu Sep 12, 2019, 10:03 AM

dchill (34,736 posts)

2. Stuart Varney seems to spend 100% of his time...

...rationalizing his greedy, bigoted existence. To his own mind, he sounds perfectly rational, I'm sure.

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Response to dchill (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 10:14 AM

skip fox (19,102 posts)

3. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subject's greed, stupidity, inhumanity, etc. for satiric purposes.

So . . . he really didn't say this but he may have if he thought he could get away with it."

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Response to skip fox (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 04:54 PM

dchill (34,736 posts)

10. Well, I think what I said is true, anyway.

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Thu Sep 12, 2019, 10:18 AM

Disaffected (3,325 posts)

4. "Are there no prisons"

asked Scrooge.

"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

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Response to Disaffected (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 11:38 AM

FiveGoodMen (20,018 posts)

8. We never learn

(for long)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 10:56 AM

Johonny (18,087 posts)

5. Hannity- But the Soylent Green wouldn't be made from people in the camps, right?

Varney- No, soylent green is people.

Hannity- But you wouldn't put it in a vape, right?

Varney- No, we'd make Soylent Green flavored vape.

Hannity- But you wouldn't market it to minors, right?

Varney- No, that's are target audience.

Hannity- But you wouldn't add nicotine to make it horribly addictive, right?

Varney- Funny enough, we would make it horribly addictive.

Hannity- I love this idea. Homeless camps. Very humane. What could go wrong?

Varney- Nothing, if we got a good marketing campaign that is.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 11:14 AM

JohnnyRingo (17,593 posts)

6. Using the words "re-education" and "camps" in the same sentence

seems somewhat dense for anyone with a college degree.

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Response to JohnnyRingo (Reply #6)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 11:21 AM

skip fox (19,102 posts)

7. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' inanity, greed, stupidity, etc. for satirical purposes.

So he really didn't say this but would have if he thought he could get away with it. At least that's the joke.

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Response to skip fox (Reply #7)

Thu Sep 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

JohnnyRingo (17,593 posts)

9. oops! My ignorance.

Thanx for the re-education.

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