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One of these things is not like the other...
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)When was the last time somebody killed a couple dozen people at once with a single skateboard?
Initech
(100,081 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)They'll take away my skateboard when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear skateboards, shall not be infringed.
Bob Loblaw
(1,900 posts)Other skateboard related skateboard stickers...
When skateboards are outlawed, only outlaws will have skateboards.
My other skateboard is a skateboard.
This skateboard is protected by a skateboard.
Skateboard control is when you skateboard where you're aiming.
I'm pro skateboard and I vote.
Focus on the skateboard.
My kid is on the skateboard roll.
If you can read this you're too close, on your skateboard.
Initech
(100,081 posts)Because this here's a KPC Pro Skateboard Deck, capable of taking your head clean off. Now you just got to ask yourself one question - do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
rurallib
(62,423 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)The only purpose of a guns is to kill or maim.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Goodheart
(5,327 posts)The people killed on skateboards are not intentional victims.
You and your daughter are assholes.
lame54
(35,294 posts)El Supremo
(20,365 posts)We are coming to take your Social Security and Medicare!
Ohiogal
(32,006 posts)Dont get how humor works. They just arent funny.
robbob
(3,531 posts)Just not in the way the Huckster intended it to be...
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dweller
(23,641 posts)possibly eating squirrel ...
ding dang right Hucklebraindead ... they're coming
to take your skwulls 😜
f'n idiot, and your daughter too
✌🏼
struggle4progress
(118,295 posts)High school skateboarder kills seventeen and wounds seventeen others at school! Skateboarder kills fifty-nine and wounds over four hundred at music festival! Will nobody do anything? Fortunately, Mike Huckleberry is ready to show us just how out-of-control some people are!"
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Not only a stupid, pointless analogy, but a poor attempt at humor. Why are republicans such dorks?
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)and injured another 422 in a matter of minutes? Neither do I. Go fuck yourself, Mr. Huckabee.
Garbage people, the whole lot of them.
JHB
(37,161 posts)Cha
(297,323 posts)unabated.
Celerity
(43,415 posts)nuxvomica
(12,429 posts)I have a cat named "Huckleberry" who is a sweetie-pie. He's way overweight, chews on plastic and throws up his last meal, and keeps me awake at night with his whining and screaming for attention, BUT THE SIMILARITIES END THERE! My Huckleberry is a loving and playful furball.