OMFG The jokes just write themselves. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

[nolabear]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Water sports?

Would that include golden showers?

[nolabear]

2. You betcha. Seriously, what water sports? Boarding?

[tclambert]

22. Maybe Junior and Eric are into whale hunting.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

31. I mis-read that as "whale-humping"

[Sneederbunk]

3. The jet skis to be purchased from Trump Inc?

[brush]

20. Ya just know this another way to get money into trump's pocket, just as Secret Service agents...

have to rent golf carts from trump's resorts.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Don't they have private swimming pools so they don't bother other people at the beach?

What a load of BS.

[dewsgirl]

26. Nope, Don Jr was at Sebastian Inlet near Vero Beach

With the SS he caught a shark. It was online I believe in TCpalm our local online newspaper.

[catbyte]

5. So I've heard.

[nolabear]

9. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[aeromanKC]

6. It took me a second

But now, hahahahaha.

[MontanaMama]

7. Another example of how obtuse

this crowd is.

[tblue37]

15. Don't forget the original name the Tea Party gave themselves--Teabaggers! nt

[MontanaMama]

24. I guess I'm naive!

I thought that was our nickname for them. OMG. Idiots.

[tblue37]

25. Nope. They came up with it on their own, in reference to the teabags some off them hung

from their tricorner or cowboy hats.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. A Secret Service jet ski in each water hazard at Bedminster?

That's a close to open water as he ever gets.

KY............. ..........

[nolabear]

10. Maybe it's to keep anyone from accidentally harpooning him.

🤦🏼?♀️ I can’t believe I made a fat joke🤦🏼?♀️ 🤣

[Fritz Walter]

17. As if the pussy ass bitch would ever go into the water

Let alone his spawn.

[BigmanPigman]

23. His fake tan would wash off

and his fake hair would melt.

[Fritz Walter]

30. That, and the fish-kill would be miles wide n/t

[Ligyron]

11. There's a bird sanctuary on both sides of causeway

Like 100 yards away.

Poor birds will have their nesting behavior disturbed. One side has huge winter vulture colony. Vulture poop covers the mangroves they roost on and that stuff is nasty! Maybe they'll shit on the agents buzzing around.

At any rate, it would seem they're in good company with their nest mates at Mar a Largo wintering nearby as well.

Birds of a feather as they say...

[nolabear]

13. Except the vultures actually perform a service.

[MyOwnPeace]

12. He'd be easy to find in the water............

SHIT floats!

[onethatcares]

14. fat donnie on a jetski

has just replaced "jeebussonaskateboard" for me.

Say it loud, "FATDONNIEONAJETSKI'

[llmart]

27. Hopefully not in a Speedo.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

32. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[smb]

33. Brain Bleach Please! nt

[Blue Owl]

16. And Aqua-Segways

n/t

[Midnight Writer]

18. The Jet Ski Patrol! Jan Hammer could write a theme song for them.

[Takket]

19. yeah and they are also really into camping....

so we're going to need a tent and a camping stove and a generator for our satellite laptop so we can watch netflix

oh and they also love hang gliding so we'll need some gliders and goggles and gloves...........

[Purrfessor]

21. Good grief! Exactly how many Russian hookers does he have pissing on him at any given time?

[Stinky The Clown]

28. Well, we know about Moscow Piss Boy, but Melanie, too?

[D_Master81]

29. Remember John Kerry?

Heaven forbid the man went wind surfing. How could he ever relate to the working man?