"My precious tax returns!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Donald ("You can call me Jesus" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, let's get this straight once and for all: the only reason I have not disclosed my tax returns is to save liberal commentators and fake news the embarrassment of finding out I had done nothing wrong. Besides, I'm not 'hiding' my returns; I'm just not 'disclosing' them . . . and I'm not letting anyone else disclose them either. . . . This 'hiding' business just another product of fake news."

[RainCaster]

1. "I have rooms available at Doral, ask for the Epstein Special"

[Brainfodder]

2. I use all 4 fingers, they seem to like it!

[Iwasthere]

3. This is how Pootie like me to hold my mouth

[SCantiGOP]

4. I am not hiding a dead body in the trunk of my car

I am merely not disclosing it.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

5. I can't find your Trump quote. Do you have a link?

[skip fox]

6. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, cupidity, avarice, duplicity, etc. for satiric purposes.

So, no, he didn't say this but he might well have if he thought he could have gotten away with it."

[Quackers]

7. With this hand, I do take, and steal, and bribe, and embezzle, for as long as Americans allow!

GOTV

[Brainfodder]

8. (singing) God bless my underwear...