Schneider-Man!
DX and I wrote a little ditty about New York's Attorney General, who is investigating Bain Capital, Mitt Romney's firm, for tax fraud.
If you don't know the old Spider-Man show theme song, I found it on the YouTubes so you won't feel so puny.
Schneider-Man!
Schneider-Man!
Does what-ever a Schneider can!
Serves a brief... any size!
Catches thieves... just like flies
Look out!
There goes the Schneider-Man!
Will they fall?
Will they? When?
In the Federal pokey-pen?
They will dodge... they will spend
They will hire fat PR-men
No way!
Here comes the Schneider-Man!
But if Bain is caught
And they're tried for their crimes
The judges they bought
Will arrive just in time!
Schneider-man!
Schneider-man!
Ends up homeless collecting cans!
They'll accuse him of rapes!
They will say he made porno tapes!
Oh well...
Bain will just change their name and
Carry on with their game and
Justice is pay-to-play
