Interesting Thought: "Most of the people who are currently at Democratic Underground would

[Stuart G]

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do a better job at being President of the United States than Donald Trump." (if we would be willing to devote the time to the job.) It will take a lot of work to reverse the damage he has done, but most of us here would still do a much better job than Donald Trump.

[tblue37]

1. I have 4 cats. Any one of them would do a better job--as would the hairball one of them

coughed up this morning.

[Stuart G]

4. I hadn't thought of that..As would a number of us that have dogs of all kinds and shapes.

Of course the dogs would not want to be around Trump, but Nancy as President, well that is a different story.

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I was about to post that so would the feral cats we feed and their kittens which we tame.

[trueblue2007]

10. we have 5 cats. ANNIE, TAFFY, INKY, SADIE & SALLY. they are smarter than RUMP

[Tracer]

11. I don't laugh out loud at too many of DU's posts, but

this one did it!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

26. And here I thought trump WAS a hairball.

[PJMcK]

2. Not me

No way could I handle the real demands of the Presidency. For example, take a look at a before and after picture of any of our recent presidents.

Trump is an idiot and a loser. He is so far away from being presidential that it's not worth the effort to list his deficiencies.

He has no idea what it means to be the president.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

24. Your post is coherent, therefore you could do a better job than Traitor Tot

[Aristus]

3. I don't know if I would make a good President.

I would spend most of my time trying to make my Presidency as much like the TV show The West Wing as possible.

What makes for a great TV show might not necessarily work in real life...

[Stuart G]

7. Just keep this in mind, you would be the boss, not idiot Trump. I would gladly donate

to your campaign...Yes indeed. !!!!

[FakeNoose]

8. +1

[Sherman A1]

5. A cardboard box 📦 would do better

At least it wouldn’t hurt anyone.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Tell that to the paper cut I got this morning wrapping a parcel!😢

[Sherman A1]

15. Did you wear your regulation protective gear?

It is required! 🙃

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. The one I had in my wallet disintegrated!

[Stuart G]

21. Exactly what kind of "protective gear" are we talking about?...But I need to add that..

if this thread or post made anyone laugh, well it is worth the price of admission. We need as much
laughter as we can get to get through each day.

[LakeArenal]

12. Well, I couldn't possibly be worse

But that is one of the lowest bars ever.

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. I just cleaned our back yard and was pondering how much better that dog shit would be

as a president than dump.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

25. you may have eliminated the next GOPer clown car candidates

[Kaleva]

14. I'd have Hillary as VP and tell her to run it.

I'd be a rubber stamp but that alone would be better then anything Trump could do.

[DAMANgoldberg]

17. #JustSayin

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Sounds like a plan to me!

[Stuart G]

18. I'll vote for you..and Hillary as VP. k and r that idea...

[rownesheck]

19. People would hate me as president.

I would write about a thousand executive orders to abolish all class distinction. Everyone lives in a gray box, drives a gray box car, and we all wear gray jumpsuits. Anyone caught trying to get around those rules would be sent to prison. Everyone must take a personality test to decide what job you'll have. Working over 25 hours per week will be illegal. Too many types/flavors of food or beverages will be illegal (i.e. Gatorade with its 900 different flavors! Enough already!)

That is just a tiny taste of a rownesheck presidency. My friends think I'm nuts. They better hope my fundraising doesn't ramp up dramatically...

[ThoughtCriminal]

20. If I deliberately tried to do bad things...

nope - I'm still better at running the government.

But he is still better than me at consuming junk food, even if he uses a knife and fork to eat KFC.

Oh, and by the way: Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

22. I would be doing

Alot of sign in stuff and write these things airtight so they cannot be reversed by republicans. I'll drag this country into 2019. The rethugs would hate me and I don't care.
It's time to grow up and be adults you republican turds.

[Alea]

23. I'm not old enough so I'll be on the cleaning crew

There's years of disinfecting to be done!

[Permanut]

27. A friend claimed that Mango Mussolini is dumber than a doorknob..

I told him that he was not correct, that the current White House occupant has exactly the SAME IQ as a doorknob.

[StarfishSaver]

28. My left foot could do a better job than he does

[hunter]

29. I have zero tolerance for crooks and willful ignorance.

It's unlikely I'd be a great president, but my cabinet and staff would be excellent.

Spot would eat any who were not.



Is that a problem?

[Initech]

30. I don't know a lot.

But I can guarantee that I handily beat Trump in a multiple choice test when it comes to the US Constitution.

[LanternWaste]

31. It's a damnably low bar that the half-witted idiot has set.

My thirteen year old niece would act more responsibly and mature in office than the current co-Slander-in-Briefs.

[pecosbob]

32. I always liked the line from the Strangler's song 'Always the Sun'

'that sort of responsibility you draw straws for, if you're mad enough.'

Anyway, I would be waaaaaay too Old Testament for most here...well, all the vengeance minus the bullshit patriarchal property law.

[TidalWave46]

33. At the most basic level.

I feel I could surround myself with people competent enough to do what I couldn't.

[Stuart G]

34. You would think that Donald Trump might have the intelligence to do that..

And after he had some sort of consensus that looked reasonable, then shut the f**k up. He can't do either of those simple tasks. I could do them, and you could do them, and I do think we could get some help in working things out from other past presidents like Carter and Obama. But Trump is much too stupid to figure out what is so simple. Much too stupid indeed.

[scarytomcat]

35. thank you

but I'll pass on the job