Going to the mattresses with the My Pillow guy. . . . Please come CAPTION the Trumpster Dumpster!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (S.O.L.*) Trump is thinking: "Threatening them doesn't seem to work like it should. When I tell them a depression will come if I'm impeached, the polls all stay the same. Ditto with civil unrest and rebellion. . . . Geez, what am I gonna do if the 'religious war' thing doesn't work?"


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Above CAPTION based on the tight, narrow place Trump finds himself in at the end of October 2019. He's actually trotted out all three of these approaches repeatedly in the past few weeks. (10.16.19)













*Shit Outta Luck

[Takket]

1. Where is my ice cream? Miller said I could have ice cream! 😩

[MLAA]

2. Loves me not

Putin loves me, Putin loves me not, Putin loves me, damn he loves me not

[grantcart]

3. Why did I run again?

[underpants]

4. The Astros won so now I HAVE to got to game 5

Dumbass scheduled himself to go to game 5 of the World Series. The Nationals were up 2-0 and its best of 7.

[Takket]

6. He will either back out...

Or sneak in after the game has already started into a luxury box so no one sees him. Because his ego couldn’t take a booing.

[Grammy23]

5. That face. Gotta love it.

Poor Donnie ain’t a happy camper and he is slam out of options. He is grasping at straws. Does my heart good to see that asshole up to his epaulettes in alligators.

[Baked Potato]

7. Damn it! My vibrating butt plug just went dead!

MELANIE !!!!!

[Blue Owl]

8. Thoughts from the golden toilet

[skip fox]

9. D.T. is thinking:

"Damn. I've go to go the World Series on Sunday and they want me to throw out the first pitch. . . . But damn, I can't even throw a golf ball half that distance. . . . Maybe I can tell them the real rules state that when the honoree is the President, the catcher has to throw out the fist pitch to me. . . . Or I can remove Sunday for the calendar by executive order. . . . Or I could hide a little tiny drone in the ball. . . . Or, . . . Wait a minute. I've got it. . . . I'll say for security purposes I'll not enter until after the first inning has already begun!"

[SWBTATTReg]

10. He has cried wolf too many times and now he's washed all up, and frankly, people are sick...

and tired of him. He's a pathetic, sniveling coward. In no way, in no one's fantasy land is this guy ever a 'president' nor does he deserve any respect that our true blood presidents of the past would have easily garnered w/o any bribing, w/o anything in return.

[keithbvadu2]

11. Crying wolf so much I've got ripples in the water

Crying wolf so much I've got ripples in the water