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Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:25 AM

Going to the mattresses with the My Pillow guy. . . . Please come CAPTION the Trumpster Dumpster!!!



Donald (S.O.L.*) Trump is thinking: "Threatening them doesn't seem to work like it should. When I tell them a depression will come if I'm impeached, the polls all stay the same. Ditto with civil unrest and rebellion. . . . Geez, what am I gonna do if the 'religious war' thing doesn't work?"


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Above CAPTION based on the tight, narrow place Trump finds himself in at the end of October 2019. He's actually trotted out all three of these approaches repeatedly in the past few weeks. (10.16.19)













*Shit Outta Luck

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Reply Going to the mattresses with the My Pillow guy. . . . Please come CAPTION the Trumpster Dumpster!!! (Original post)
skip fox Oct 2019 OP
Takket Oct 2019 #1
MLAA Oct 2019 #2
grantcart Oct 2019 #3
underpants Oct 2019 #4
Takket Oct 2019 #6
Grammy23 Oct 2019 #5
Baked Potato Oct 2019 #7
Blue Owl Oct 2019 #8
skip fox Oct 2019 #9
SWBTATTReg Oct 2019 #10
keithbvadu2 Oct 2019 #11

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:27 AM

1. Where is my ice cream? Miller said I could have ice cream! 😩

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:38 AM

2. Loves me not

Putin loves me, Putin loves me not, Putin loves me, damn he loves me not

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:39 AM

3. Why did I run again?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:51 AM

4. The Astros won so now I HAVE to got to game 5

Dumbass scheduled himself to go to game 5 of the World Series. The Nationals were up 2-0 and its best of 7.

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Response to underpants (Reply #4)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:54 AM

6. He will either back out...

Or sneak in after the game has already started into a luxury box so no one sees him. Because his ego couldnít take a booing.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:54 AM

5. That face. Gotta love it.


Poor Donnie ainít a happy camper and he is slam out of options. He is grasping at straws. Does my heart good to see that asshole up to his epaulettes in alligators.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 10:09 AM

7. Damn it! My vibrating butt plug just went dead!

MELANIE !!!!!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 10:14 AM

8. Thoughts from the golden toilet

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 11:09 AM

9. D.T. is thinking:

"Damn. I've go to go the World Series on Sunday and they want me to throw out the first pitch. . . . But damn, I can't even throw a golf ball half that distance. . . . Maybe I can tell them the real rules state that when the honoree is the President, the catcher has to throw out the fist pitch to me. . . . Or I can remove Sunday for the calendar by executive order. . . . Or I could hide a little tiny drone in the ball. . . . Or, . . . Wait a minute. I've got it. . . . I'll say for security purposes I'll not enter until after the first inning has already begun!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 11:47 AM

10. He has cried wolf too many times and now he's washed all up, and frankly, people are sick...

and tired of him. He's a pathetic, sniveling coward. In no way, in no one's fantasy land is this guy ever a 'president' nor does he deserve any respect that our true blood presidents of the past would have easily garnered w/o any bribing, w/o anything in return.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 09:26 PM

11. Crying wolf so much I've got ripples in the water

Crying wolf so much I've got ripples in the water

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