"Nude golf" accident - yeah I have your attention. Was he wearing a golf glove?

[underpants]

Man taken to Shock Trauma after crashing golf cart at nudist camp in Davidsonville

A man was transported to Shock Trauma after crashing a golf cart at a clothing optional campground in Davidsonville Saturday, county fire officials said.

The incident happened about 5:34 p.m. at the Maryland Health Society in the 3000 block of Patuxent River Road, according to county fire spokesman Lt. Erik Kornmeyer. The society claims to be the oldest nonprofit clothing optional health resort and campground in the country, according to its website.


Kornmeyer reported the victim was not wearing a helmet at the time. He struck a tree with the cart then overturned, he said. The victim, who was apparently staying or visiting the campground, then drove to a building on the site and called 911, Kornmeyer added.


The man was taken by ambulance to the Maryland Shock Trauma center in Baltimore.

https://www.capitalgazette.com/news/ac-cn-clothing-optional-wreck-20192027-20191027-72ex6o2ilngh7fvf7dizt2wfma-story.html

[Blecht]

1. "not wearing a helmet at the time"

Who wears a helmet to ride in a golf cart?

That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a news article.

[ddr007]

2. Or maybe

Maybe they meant a jock strap.

[House of Roberts]

3. He did it without

the fez on?