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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump's aid came to him and said, " Sir, I had a dream"
"You got your parade! It was miles and miles long winding thru Washington D.C. Millions of joyful people lined the streets. All the people were cheering, joyful, and literally dancing in the strrets. And you were riding in the most beautiful carriage."
Trump asks, "Was I happy?"
The aid answers, "I don't know sir. The casket was closed."
Dagstead Bumwood
(3,626 posts)tblue37
(65,340 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)Thanks, calguy. I needed that.
Straight to facebook
George II
(67,782 posts)....that booed him at the baseball game last week.
Hekate
(90,677 posts)ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)thesquanderer
(11,986 posts)Amimnoch
(4,558 posts)A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.
warmfeet
(3,321 posts)repugs, that is. Long past time.
erronis
(15,241 posts)with perhaps a few XX (Huckerbee, Conway, Ingraham, ...) thrown in for looks.
liberalla
(9,247 posts)demigoddess
(6,640 posts)gademocrat7
(10,656 posts)cstanleytech
(26,291 posts)alfredo
(60,071 posts)cstanleytech
(26,291 posts)wagon to protect him and they are even worse for them being willing to convict both Trump and Pence.
alfredo
(60,071 posts)I think there is more jeopardy for the Senate Reps than Dems. Let's see how the public testimony goes. Watch the polls to see how it trends.
Trump has threatened to shut down the government if impeached. Do it Orange Julius. Yeah, punish the country for the Dems follow the law and evidence.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Only a year left, or less. He may be a favorite of Evangelicals but not of the Republicans or Putin. And I doubt Trumps base will transfer their love of Trump to Pence. They will continue to love their cult leader.
UTUSN
(70,691 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Martin Eden
(12,864 posts)He would cast it aside in disgust after glancing af the front page.
Finally, the guy at the newsstand asked why he buys the paper every day and tosses it after just a quick glance.
The man replied he was checking to see if someone died.
But sir, the obituary section is in the back section of the paper.
When the bastard I'm looking for dies, it will be on the front page!
Aussie105
(5,395 posts)Trump will be the working material for comedians, cartoonists and satirists for decades to come!
3 years of Trump, 30 years of material!
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)Nitram
(22,800 posts)LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)magicarpet
(14,150 posts).... that is one long nap everyone has got to love.