"'Whistle-blower'? Give me a break! More like a deep-state spy!" Come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!

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PresiDented (Stapled-Penis) Trump is saying: "No dilemma. Absolutely none. Zilch. . . . In the first place, the man wasn't a whistle-blower. He was a plant, or a spy. . . . A Democrat operative. . . . And in the second place, and even more important, the framers of whistle-blower law, would want us to prosecute spies pretending to be whistle-blowers, to maintain the integrity of the law and, of course, future whistle-blowers. . . Real ones. . . . If I released his name, I'd not be breaking the law but upholding it. . . . That should be clear even to the fake news."

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1. D.T. is continuing:

"Just look for yourself sometime. Open your eyes. I've got people like Roger Stone, Igor and Boris or whatever on my side, and they've got people like Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi on theirs. . . . It's a no brainer."