Matt Gaetz is angling to be adopted by trump, hoping he can gain more favor than Donnie Diaper.

[George II]

[samnsara]

1. how many gavels before Nadler evicts one of these a-holes?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I'd be tempted to start throwing gavels.

[George II]

4. He was pretty close to tossing Gaetz before the two Counsels began testifying...BTW....

....Gaetz claimed that the recess is so the Democrats can hold a press conference. So, who is holding a press conference? COLLINS!!

[The_Counsel]

7. The Only Reason Gaetz, et al, Haven't Been Tossed Already...

...is because it’s clear that’s exactly what they’re angling for. Then they can say: “see? The Democrats are so unfair!”

Nadler’s no fool. I was concerned that he’d be an easier doormat than Schiff (who clearly wasn’t one), but actually so far so good.

[spanone]

2. He's leading contender for 'Prick of the Day'

congrats, matt

[George II]

5. He's already been that today and other days. In fact he's won so many times they retired his trophy.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. You're drunk, Matt. Go home and sleep it off. nt