Paul Ryan Facts (ala Chuck Norris)

[underpants]

From his work-of-fiction convention speech to his marathon lie to his latest - the Mountaineering claim - Paul Ryan is a lying joke worthy of comparison to Chuck Norris.

So let's make some:

Paul Ryan milks cows with his piercing blue eyes

Paul Ryan can't spell fear

Paul Ryan isn't bad at math, he created his own math

Paul Ryan doesn't believe in climate change because he controls the weather himself


please add as you like

[thelordofhell]

1. Paul Ryan is a smarmy, stinking pile of shit!!

Oh, wait, I'm sorry............that's an actual fact

[smirkymonkey]

8. LOL! Good one!

[Ilsa]

2. I dunno, does this work?

Paul Ryan doesn't have to walk on water 'cause he knows how to swim.
?

[underpants]

5. +

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. Paul Ryan can bend spoons with his mind....

He bends the truth by opening his mouth.

[underpants]

6. +

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile was named after him.

(Could be true)

[underpants]

7. +!