Fox's Lou Dobbs Calls Trump's Pelosi Letter 'Elegant,'...

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Fox's Lou Dobbs Calls Trump's Pelosi Letter 'Elegant,' Guest Says It's the 'Gettysburg Address of Smear Job False Accusations'
By Jeffery Martin On 12/17/19 at 11:20 PM EST


Tonight on the Fox News program Lou Dobbs Tonight, host Dobbs spoke glowingly of the letter President Donald Trump wrote to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi concerning the impending impeachment proceedings against him.

"The president today wrote a beautiful letter," Dobbs said. "A terrific letter to Nancy Pelosi which she responded to by saying it was 'ridiculous.' 'Sick.'"

"In point of fact," Dobbs continued, "it was elegant, it was comprehensive and it put her and the radical Dems who have attacked this president mercilessly for over three years precisely where they should be, and that is in the focus of history for decades to come."

"You have cheapened the importance of the very ugly word, impeachment!" Trump wrote.

Pelosi had no immediate response to the letter. "I don't have a reaction," Pelosi told CNN. "It's ridiculous. I mean, I haven't fully read it. We've been working. I've seen the essence of it. It's really sick."

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https://www.newsweek.com/foxs-lou-dobbs-calls-trumps-pelosi-letter-elegant-guest-says-its-gettysburg-address-smear-1477861

[we can do it]

1. Is he talking about the letterhead?

[Mike 03]

2. "a beautiful letter"

Can you believe this BS? Eloquent? As eloquent as Tommy LaSorda after a disastrous baseball season?

[GoCubsGo]

3. Consider that his audience is a bunch of illiterates.

As is he, apparently. Of course, they would think that six pages of unhinged ranting and word salad is "elegant."

[5X]

4. i'm glad he wrote it

it will go down in history as the definitive symbol of his presidency and idiocy.

[handmade34]

5. classic...

"... the rogues pretended to array him in his new suit; the Emperor turning round, from side to side, before the looking glass.
“How splendid his Majesty looks in his new clothes, and how well they fit!” everyone cried out. “What a design! What colors! These are indeed royal robes!”
So now the Emperor walked under his high canopy in the midst of the procession, through the streets of his capital; and all the people standing by, and those at the windows, cried out, “Oh! How beautiful are our Emperor’s new clothes! What a magnificent train there is to the mantle; and how gracefully the scarf hangs!” in short, no one would allow that he could not see these much-admired clothes; because, in doing so, he would have declared himself either a simpleton or unfit for his office. Certainly, none of the Emperor’s various suits, had ever made so great an impression, as these invisible ones.





“But the Emperor has nothing at all on!” said a little child."

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Well, Louie Boy...

...you've just established that your silly "leader" didn't write it.
Elegant and the DOLTUS are mutually exclusive terms.
Nice going Louie! You twit!

[JHB]

7. Wonder what Lou's angling for...

[dewsgirl]

8. He's got to be fucking with us. Right?

[yardwork]

9. It's a perfect letter. Perfect.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. I'm surprised Dobbs is still agile enough

get down on his knees and grovel on split-second notice.

[Martin Eden]

11. Lou Dobbs has to be reminded before every show to wipe Trump's pubic hairs off his chin

(the semen makes them stick)

[Kid Berwyn]

12. Demonstrates wisdom.

The wisdom of John Kenneth Galbraith:

“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.”

[dalton99a]

13. Fox's Lou Dobbs Calls Trump's Shit 'Delightful', 'Fragrant'

[smirkymonkey]

16. *snort*

Yep, that's pretty much it.

[Act_of_Reparation]

14. Yeah, well, to be perfectly fair to Lou Dobbs...

...he is an incorrigible fuckstain who would praise a pile of dogshit if his corporate overlords demanded it.

[spanone]

15. I think Lou needs to crawl out of the bottle..