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Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:34 PM

So a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar...

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and says do you want to hear a joke about Trump? Before he gets any further:

The Bartender says: "you see that guy over there in the MAGAT hat he used to be a circus strongman. And you see that guy over there he is an ex bull rider on the Rodeo circuit. And that guy over there with the hammer and sickle shirt he works out in the gym 24/7. And that guy with the Trump Forever shirt he is a karate man. So you better not spew that joke around here."

The jokester says: "you know, you're right, I won't tell that joke because I don't want to have to explain it 5 fucking times."



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Reply So a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar... (Original post)
kairos12 Dec 2019 OP
Ilsa Dec 2019 #1
Martin Eden Dec 2019 #2
sandensea Dec 2019 #4
paleotn Dec 2019 #5
kairos12 Dec 2019 #6
rickyhall Dec 2019 #10
GetRidOfThem Dec 2019 #11
mountain grammy Dec 2019 #3
cwydro Dec 2019 #7
47of74 Dec 2019 #8
central scrutinizer Dec 2019 #9
sarge43 Dec 2019 #13
GetRidOfThem Dec 2019 #12

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:59 PM

1. I was hoping the punchline would include

3/5 of the magats being out of work.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:30 PM

2. I'll tell the joke anyway:

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:34 PM

4. *snort*

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:38 PM

5. Bat ta boom boom....



Still love that one. Never gets old.

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:46 PM

6. Righteously wrong!

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:12 AM

10. Had to think about that one nearly 5 seconds.

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 08:14 AM

11. Kaboom!

Oh that was funny!!!

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:31 PM

3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 03:11 PM

7. Lol!

Good one!

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 04:10 PM

8. More like 30 times

 

You’d have to explain it had a dozen times per person.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 06:46 PM

9. I've heard a variation on that one before

The punchline was, "that's okay, I'll tell it really slowly with no big words."

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Response to central scrutinizer (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:34 PM

13. Or write it down with a Sharpie on a white board

Maybe with pictures from a kindergarten story book?

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 08:15 AM

12. Love it!

Thanks!

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