Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:34 PM
kairos12 (12,302 posts)
So a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar...Last edited Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:44 PM - Edit history (1)
and says do you want to hear a joke about Trump? Before he gets any further:
The Bartender says: "you see that guy over there in the MAGAT hat he used to be a circus strongman. And you see that guy over there he is an ex bull rider on the Rodeo circuit. And that guy over there with the hammer and sickle shirt he works out in the gym 24/7. And that guy with the Trump Forever shirt he is a karate man. So you better not spew that joke around here." The jokester says: "you know, you're right, I won't tell that joke because I don't want to have to explain it 5 fucking times."
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Author | Time | Post |
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kairos12 | Dec 2019 | OP |
Ilsa | Dec 2019 | #1 | |
Martin Eden | Dec 2019 | #2 | |
sandensea | Dec 2019 | #4 | |
paleotn | Dec 2019 | #5 | |
kairos12 | Dec 2019 | #6 | |
rickyhall | Dec 2019 | #10 | |
GetRidOfThem | Dec 2019 | #11 | |
mountain grammy | Dec 2019 | #3 | |
cwydro | Dec 2019 | #7 | |
47of74 | Dec 2019 | #8 | |
central scrutinizer | Dec 2019 | #9 | |
sarge43 | Dec 2019 | #13 | |
GetRidOfThem | Dec 2019 | #12 |
Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:59 PM
Ilsa (61,254 posts)
1. I was hoping the punchline would include
3/5 of the magats being out of work.
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Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:30 PM
Martin Eden (12,134 posts)
2. I'll tell the joke anyway:
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face. |
Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:38 PM
paleotn (16,187 posts)
5. Bat ta boom boom....
![]() Still love that one. Never gets old. ![]() |
Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:46 PM
kairos12 (12,302 posts)
6. Righteously wrong!
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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:12 AM
rickyhall (4,889 posts)
10. Had to think about that one nearly 5 seconds.
Response to Martin Eden (Reply #2)
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 08:14 AM
GetRidOfThem (869 posts)
11. Kaboom!
Oh that was funny!!!
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Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:31 PM
mountain grammy (25,518 posts)
3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 03:11 PM
cwydro (50,599 posts)
7. Lol!
Good one!
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Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 04:10 PM
47of74 (18,470 posts)
8. More like 30 times
You’d have to explain it had a dozen times per person.
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Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 06:46 PM
central scrutinizer (11,360 posts)
9. I've heard a variation on that one before
The punchline was, "that's okay, I'll tell it really slowly with no big words."
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Response to central scrutinizer (Reply #9)
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:34 PM
sarge43 (28,756 posts)
13. Or write it down with a Sharpie on a white board
Maybe with pictures from a kindergarten story book?
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Response to kairos12 (Original post)
Tue Dec 24, 2019, 08:15 AM
GetRidOfThem (869 posts)
12. Love it!
Thanks!
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