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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar...
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and says do you want to hear a joke about Trump? Before he gets any further:
The Bartender says: "you see that guy over there in the MAGAT hat he used to be a circus strongman. And you see that guy over there he is an ex bull rider on the Rodeo circuit. And that guy over there with the hammer and sickle shirt he works out in the gym 24/7. And that guy with the Trump Forever shirt he is a karate man. So you better not spew that joke around here."
The jokester says: "you know, you're right, I won't tell that joke because I don't want to have to explain it 5 fucking times."
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)3/5 of the magats being out of work.
Martin Eden
(12,875 posts)What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
sandensea
(21,674 posts)paleotn
(17,989 posts)Still love that one. Never gets old.
kairos12
(12,875 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)GetRidOfThem
(869 posts)Oh that was funny!!!
mountain grammy
(26,655 posts)Good one!
47of74
(18,470 posts)Youd have to explain it had a dozen times per person.
central scrutinizer
(11,662 posts)The punchline was, "that's okay, I'll tell it really slowly with no big words."
sarge43
(28,945 posts)Maybe with pictures from a kindergarten story book?
GetRidOfThem
(869 posts)Thanks!