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Thu Dec 26, 2019, 10:52 AM

Oh, holy night! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!!

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Donald Trump: "At this time of year it's important to remember what Christmas is all about, but you'd never know it if you listened to the Dems. They hate Christmas and anyone who says 'Merry Christmas.' . . . That's all they can do is hate and tear down. . . . But Christmas is about love and togetherness and the birth of Jesus, even though the Dems want to destroy it and everything about it. . . . . They are simply evil with little hate-filled hearts. . . . Unlike the love I have for every American, even the human scum who don't deserve to be called Americans. (And I'm working on that.)"

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Reply Oh, holy night! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Dec 2019 OP
no_hypocrisy Dec 2019 #1
magicarpet Dec 2019 #2
LakeArenal Dec 2019 #3
skip fox Dec 2019 #4
LakeArenal Dec 2019 #10
stillcool Dec 2019 #5
Johonny Dec 2019 #6
underpants Dec 2019 #7
skip fox Dec 2019 #8
UniteFightBack Dec 2019 #9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 10:56 AM

1. He always looks constipated.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 11:00 AM

2. Christmas blessings from the dungeons of hell from trDump the Fascist loving White Supremacist Nazi.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 11:09 AM

3. He actually preaches hate. Right there in our White House.

Imagine... Our loved President saying that.

He wouldn’t.

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Response to LakeArenal (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 11:27 AM

4. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, hatred, hypocriscy, avarice, etc. for purposes of satire.

So, no, he didn't say that, but he would have if he thought he could get away with it.

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Response to skip fox (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 06:29 PM

10. Caution: not everyone captions. captions. Creative sport or not.

See the comment 2

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 11:34 AM

5. one-trick pony..

But, really, most of the Republicans follow the same script. They're like those dolls, where you pull the string, and the doll talks. Same thing, over, and over, and over.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 11:40 AM

6. We spend billions each year on NORAD making sure Santa is safe. A lot of people don't know that.

Without me there would basically be no Santa, who basically is Christmas. The merry part anyway. Nancy Pelosi wanted to cut that program. She wanted Santa to fly over Iran and France without US air support. Imagine that. I said, no Nancy we're getting Santa's back. The kids deserve Santa. They do. Santa is Christmas to me. Well, that and Home Alone 2, a Christmas movie. I look back fondly to my appearance in Home Alone 2. Really, I'm the best part of that movie. They asked me to come back. They did. They said we're making 3 and we need you back. I said, I can't. I can't do it. I got too many obligations. The same for NORAD. They said, Mr. President can you answer calls from seven year olds again this year? I said, I'm busy. My wife handled tracking Santa and I went golfing instead. On the bright side, we didn't have seven year olds reduced to tears again. See, I make people merry at Christmas. I do.

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Response to Johonny (Reply #6)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 11:44 AM

7. 😳

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Response to Johonny (Reply #6)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 01:12 PM

8. D.T. continues:

"Some say reindeer. . . . The milk, . . . there are great things . . . , just fantastic, the milk. . . . No reason one man . . . It's like a monopoly, if you think about it. . . . If some of our great entrepreneurs were allowed to compete . . . . That's why the Santa Tariff which will go into effect the first of the year . . . Of course we could deal . . . I've go some very good people looking into it. The best. Merry Christmas."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 26, 2019, 02:01 PM

9. All I want for Christmas is a case of concealer. nt

 

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