Oh, holy night! . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!!

Imagine... Our loved President saying that.

He wouldn’t.

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, hatred, hypocriscy, avarice, etc. for purposes of satire.

So, no, he didn't say that, but he would have if he thought he could get away with it.

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But, really, most of the Republicans follow the same script. They're like those dolls, where you pull the string, and the doll talks. Same thing, over, and over, and over.

Without me there would basically be no Santa, who basically is Christmas. The merry part anyway. Nancy Pelosi wanted to cut that program. She wanted Santa to fly over Iran and France without US air support. Imagine that. I said, no Nancy we're getting Santa's back. The kids deserve Santa. They do. Santa is Christmas to me. Well, that and Home Alone 2, a Christmas movie. I look back fondly to my appearance in Home Alone 2. Really, I'm the best part of that movie. They asked me to come back. They did. They said we're making 3 and we need you back. I said, I can't. I can't do it. I got too many obligations. The same for NORAD. They said, Mr. President can you answer calls from seven year olds again this year? I said, I'm busy. My wife handled tracking Santa and I went golfing instead. On the bright side, we didn't have seven year olds reduced to tears again. See, I make people merry at Christmas. I do.

"Some say reindeer. . . . The milk, . . . there are great things . . . , just fantastic, the milk. . . . No reason one man . . . It's like a monopoly, if you think about it. . . . If some of our great entrepreneurs were allowed to compete . . . . That's why the Santa Tariff which will go into effect the first of the year . . . Of course we could deal . . . I've go some very good people looking into it. The best. Merry Christmas."