This Is Some Serious Jianping Levels Of Authoritarianism Right Here

[Initech]

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Trump needs his ego stroked that badly that he needs a damn video billboard truck with his picture on it driving around Miami? WTF?

[jberryhill]

1. Dressed as Santa, no less

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The letters have been transposed. The correct spelling is SATAN.

[Initech]

4. At this point you almost have to feel bad for Santa.

Trump ain't no Santa. He's more like Krampus.

[UniteFightBack]

7. Well he certainly does have the equipment..the 'junk in front' if you will. No I'm not talking about

his well publicized toad stool knob which does correlate to his tiny hand size I'm talking about his big ole belly silly gooses!!!!

[jberryhill]

11. He only comes once a year

[Skittles]

2. he's just so fucking needy

it's a sure sign of a weak, insecure, petty little man; it is PATHETIC

[smirkymonkey]

10. +1000

[UniteFightBack]

5. Ya know back in the day (way back) I used to have a 'rotten egg list' of people who pissed me

off during the year and we paid them a little visit on Halloween....oh the requests we would get!!!

Anyway seeing this has got me nostalgic and I'm thinking I should revive it.

[marble falls]

6. Class, real class.

[Baked Potato]

8. That rolling billboard would be fun, with the "Access Hollywood" video playing on the side

With subtitles.

[Freedomofspeech]

9. Good lord..