MAGAts: "Trump was sent by God!"

[CousinIT]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. God has outdone himself.

You'd think water turning to blood, locusts, frogs, lice, flies, pestilence, boils, hail, darkness and the killing of firstborn children would be enough, but Trump? Please, there's only so much we can be expected to take.

[Moostache]

2. I give up...let whoever the hell wants to leave, but take Trump with them (n/t)

[Xolodno]

3. If Trump was sent by God....

...that's not a good thing.

[Squidly]

6. Well....

If your god is the dark lord, satan, lucifer, or whatever you may call him, it makes COMPLETE sense!!

[Xolodno]

11. Of course....with that said...

Every messenger from God has not been kind to the Government or was sent there to facilitate its end.

Xtians like to say that God has full and absolute control...I don't accept that.

[Snarkoleptic]

4. Then there's the woman yelling at cat version....

[no_hypocrisy]

5. As a corollary, I argued with a Lubavitcher rabbi who maintained that God sent

Hitler to help the Jews. He was adamant.

[Hekate]

20. Now that's a form of madness I hope never to encounter.... nt

[patphil]

7. Their god and my God are not the same.

Dark ones think the Satans are gods, because they are to them.
And, Trump is a high ranking Satan; probably the 2nd highest ranking Satan on the Earth...I think Putin is #1.
So, in the warped view of the many millions of dark ones in the United States, Trump is a "Son of their god".
In actuality, Trump IS the biblical Father of Lies.
He proves that every day...many times each day.
The dark ones, the Magats, are the servants of Trump, and will support him no matter what.
They have to, since they are lower ranking dark ones than Trump and are thus bound to him. This is why they are so irrational in their support of an obvious lying, cheating, stealing, womanizing, racist, hate-filled, fear mongering, ego driven, narcissist.

He's their guy, and they worship him.

[PatrickforO]

15. Interesting perspective.

I'll go with the father of lies deal. As to the rest, maybe so. Seems like these right wing evangelicals have actually been serving the adversary for decades now.

[NanceGreggs]

8. Yes, of course.

Doesn’t every ‘Christian’ know that Jesus would approve of locking innocent children in cages, withholding food stamps from the hungry, criminalizing the homeless, and denying healthcare to the sick?

Jesus’s admonitions to feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, and care for the sick have no place in the Republican party.

Republican voters have had to choose between the teachings of Christ and the teachings of the GOP – and they have made their choice.

[keithbvadu2]

14. Republican Jesus says it's good to put up a wall and put children and babies in cages.

Republican Jesus says it's good to put up a wall and put children and babies in cages.

[Karadeniz]

10. That's hilarious!❤

[dchill]

12. A scourge.

I thought God stopped doing that shit.

[greyl]

13. Nice one.

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The "Selling Stupid Shit to Gullible Fools Industry" is a-boomin'.

[rickyhall]

16. It too bad comedians like Groucho & George Carlin aren't here to mock IMPOTUS.

I can just imagine what George might've said about Frump

[B Stieg]

17. The My Pillow guy seems to believe it!

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/1/mike-lindell-my-pillow-founder-says-donald-trump-w/

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. What on earth gives any human the right to invoke the word god and....

then follow it with whatever declaration that suits their whims of the day? Are they holy prophets and if so, how did they become so?

Apparently, a few among us have a direct phone line to the big CEO in the sky......

Still waiting on my line to be installed so I can order up my pet unicorn.

[nevergiveup]

19. If this is true

we are truly doomed.

[Hekate]

21. I'll take the Plague of Frogs, please