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The one where Donald Trump had a book bag... (Original Post) Soph0571 Jan 2020 OP
. empedocles Jan 2020 #1
Some jokes you just wish could come true in real life... Wounded Bear Jan 2020 #2
Amen (n/t) Moostache Jan 2020 #9
Pull the ripcord, out pops a flurry of pages from The Audacity of Hope. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2020 #3
Wouldn't that be an exciting thing for a stable genius to do. wendyb-NC Jan 2020 #4
That is spelled "Jenius" Scarsdale Jan 2020 #8
so Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, a hippie, and a priest are aboard an aircraft... GetRidOfThem Jan 2020 #5
LOl! Great way to start my morning! Fla Dem Jan 2020 #6
If only! smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #7
With one chute. Obama would've grabbed the kid and gone tandem. GoCubsGo Jan 2020 #10
Better yet, instead of 'a little girl' - make it Greta Thunberg. Talitha Jan 2020 #11
+1 Blue Owl Jan 2020 #12
Yes, all the rest of the characters have famous names. lunatica Jan 2020 #14
Oh I wish! lunatica Jan 2020 #13
I love it. Doreen Jan 2020 #15

GetRidOfThem

(869 posts)
5. so Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, a hippie, and a priest are aboard an aircraft...
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 08:56 AM
Jan 2020

Last edited Mon Jan 13, 2020, 10:14 PM - Edit history (1)

... when the announcement is made that everybody must bail, but there are only three parachutes. Jimmy Carter states " Ah, as the President of the United States, must take one...", grabs a chute and bails. Henry Kissinger goes:"I, as ve most brilliant person in ze world, cannot leave it in its current state", grabs and jumps. Now the priest says to the hippie: "Son, I have always lives close to the Lord, why don't you tale the last one." The hippie goes: " chill, man, there are enough parachutes for the both of us." The priest: "jump, son, before it is too late" The hippie: "Dude, the most brillianr man in the world just jumped out with my backpack!"

GoCubsGo

(32,097 posts)
10. With one chute. Obama would've grabbed the kid and gone tandem.
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 11:49 AM
Jan 2020

He'd have put on the parachute, grabbed the kid and told her to hold on tight, and jumped. The parachute could handle that. And, honestly, I don't think Trump even has the balls to jump out of a plane, even one that's going down.

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