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PresiDented ("My spiritual side is like a turd in a punch-bowl" )Trump is saying: "I came to India to find inner peace, but there's still a cartoon riot going on in the middle of my skull."
Zoonart
(11,863 posts)get the red out
(13,466 posts)I'll just eat this guy.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Vinca
(50,270 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,290 posts)ooky
(8,922 posts)and rest my 239 pounds".
HarlanPepper
(2,042 posts)ooky
(8,922 posts)I'm guessing about 290-295 for all of him.
Afromania
(2,768 posts)Johonny
(20,849 posts)tishaLA
(14,176 posts)WHERE'S MICK? WHERE'S JARED?
IVANKA!"
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)And he thinking ... "Oh shit. The cameras are rolling."
shanti
(21,675 posts)I can't recall ever seeing him without shoes.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Hell we could put stiff rubber paddles at the end of each arm and sell tickets at Mar-o-Lago as part of our Spring Spankathon."
bdamomma
(63,849 posts)nt
VOX
(22,976 posts)And Trump gets photo ops pretending to be an international phenomenon whos adored worldwide.
Its all a load of horseflop.
I figured it was regarding only his interests.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Mr. President! Mr. President! You can't do that there. That's a Hindu mediation stool, not a . . . Awh geez! . . . This is s sacred place. . . . Oh what have you done, Mr. President? . . . How could you? . . . Geez!"
President Trump replies: "Let me borrow your shawl there for a minute, Modi-boy, and I'll be right with you."
BigDemVoter
(4,150 posts)As in "Wheebles wobble but they don't fall down." I suspect THIS one would tumble down, as he rarely, if ever, gets any exercise and gobbles up any McDonald's burgers in sight. . . What. . a. . . HOG. This is the president of our country on a foreign trip representing US. .
Feel better?