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LenaW

(51 posts)
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 05:01 PM Feb 2020

Brainstorming thread: What odd jobs can Pence do to keep busy?

I understand they gave him Corona King as a job because he had no other work. I get it - it's like when a kid at daycare is restless and getting into trouble and the teacher asks them to sort the crayons to keep them busy and give them a sense of purpose.

But there's a chance the virus will get sorted out before trump's voted out, and Pence will get bored again. I have a small garden that needs to be weeded when the snow melts, but that's probably only a day and a half's work.

What else could he do?

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Brainstorming thread: What odd jobs can Pence do to keep busy? (Original Post) LenaW Feb 2020 OP
Pray Prey Pray Prey elleng Feb 2020 #1
I see what you did thar OhZone Feb 2020 #2
Eat Prey Love Initech Feb 2020 #13
The white baseboards in my house need to be cleaned leftieNanner Feb 2020 #3
This is good. LenaW Feb 2020 #6
He can help Ben Carson count the grains in the pyramids. Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2020 #4
Hmmm. We'd have to ship both of them halfway around the world. LenaW Feb 2020 #7
Do they have any corona virus cases in Egypt? leftieNanner Feb 2020 #11
The Lancet: Egypt, Algeria and South Africa estimated to be at highest risk of new coronavirus cases Celerity Feb 2020 #17
How about thoughts and prayers for victims of CV? Sarcasm. Of course personally I wish that... SWBTATTReg Feb 2020 #5
Wash the boss's gonch! Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #8
ewwwww LenaW Feb 2020 #14
He could be his own likeness sdfernando Feb 2020 #9
He would be great at that! lol! LenaW Feb 2020 #15
Name him coach of the Washington Redskins... First Speaker Feb 2020 #10
He could knit or crochet Chump a new toupee. Totally Tunsie Feb 2020 #12
He could help Orange Father with his makeup. milestogo Feb 2020 #16
 

LenaW

(51 posts)
7. Hmmm. We'd have to ship both of them halfway around the world.
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 05:21 PM
Feb 2020

They'd have to stay there a really long time to get the job done.

Not seeing a downside!

Celerity

(43,752 posts)
17. The Lancet: Egypt, Algeria and South Africa estimated to be at highest risk of new coronavirus cases
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 10:27 PM
Feb 2020
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2020-02/tl-pss021920.php

Increased resources, surveillance, and capacity building should be urgently prioritised in African countries with moderate risk of importing cases of novel coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), as these countries are estimated to be ill-prepared to detect cases and limit transmission.

The new findings are from a modelling study published in The Lancet that estimates the preparedness (ie, health system capacity) and vulnerability (ie, demographic, environmental, socioeconomic and political conditions that could impact a country's ability to respond) of African countries, as well as their likelihood of importing COVID-19 cases from China. The authors note that their findings need to be interpreted in context, and they estimate that the overall risk of importing COVID-19 cases to Africa is lower than to Europe (1% vs 11% of people travelling out of China go to Africa or Europe, respectively) but that the response and reaction capacity is more limited in Africa.

Algeria, Ethiopia, South Africa, and Nigeria were included in the 13 top priority countries identified by the World Health Organization (WHO), based on their direct links and volume of travel to China [1]. The first case of COVID-19 in Africa was confirmed in Egypt on Friday 14 February 2020.

China is Africa's leading commercial partner with high volumes of travel between the two locations through which the novel coronavirus could reach the continent.

snip

SWBTATTReg

(22,205 posts)
5. How about thoughts and prayers for victims of CV? Sarcasm. Of course personally I wish that...
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 05:11 PM
Feb 2020

none have to suffer the consequences of this disease, and that all recover quickly.

But I hope that all remember that the rump administration's delayed and grossly incompetent responses, AND their prior actions in hamstringing the CDC and other health agencies' budgets crippled their abilities to respond quickly to this crisis.

The finger is pointing directly at rump.

sdfernando

(4,948 posts)
9. He could be his own likeness
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 05:32 PM
Feb 2020

at Madam Toussauds.

I think he would REALLY excel at this....its like he was made for this job!

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)
10. Name him coach of the Washington Redskins...
Thu Feb 27, 2020, 05:33 PM
Feb 2020

...his leadership skills and immense intellect are just the thing for that dysfunctional franchise. The fact that the team name is so redolent of racism makes it another plus...we have a perfect fit...

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