(HHS Secretary) Alex Azar says that scientists have developed a potential vaccine after three days

[steve2470]

Alex Azar says that scientists have developed a potential vaccine after three days

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Fauci has to tamp down on vaccine expectations which causes the President to ask him to talk about therapeutics


(Sorry for FauxNews clips but that's what was in the tweets)

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At start of Trump event at NIH, infectious diseases expert Dr Fauci explaining to Trump how long it took to develop vaccines for past viruses versus where we are now with Coronavirus.

Trump looks bored as hell, asshole.

[Squinch]

1. Who among us doesn't know that he's completely full of shit?

[malaise]

2. That is dangerous bullshit

[spanone]

9. I can't believe this shit. This ain't no fucking reality show.

[malaise]

18. It is for Don the Con

All form - no content

[spanone]

21. we have truly entered the Twilight Zone.

[2naSalit]

35. Man, there's a

shitload of Twilight Zones out there. Hell we pass into one about every 14 hours or so.

[brewens]

29. He's running it like a business alright, if you're business was a reality show.

That was about the only successful thing he's ever done. The writers on his show would have the plan set up for him and he'd decide to fire someone else for whatever reason. Then they would have to go back and figure out how to edit what they had already shot to make it work. He does about exactly the same thing all the time.

[malaise]

31. Nut his business was a disaster

bailed out by KKK daddy or bankruptcy

[hatrack]

37. Sounds like Elizabeth Holmes got a new job at HHS

What a bunch of bullshit.

[bluestarone]

20. Wow you are so right!!

This asshole has everybody lying for him!! How can the House get these fuckers to testify? What the FUCK??

[malaise]

32. No he doesn't

They are all making a choice - the question is why!

[SoCalNative]

3. I volunteer

the orange bloviator to test it

[2naSalit]

36. +1

[spanone]

4. good let's try it out on trump's cabinet.

This is beyond dangerous. This is Ludicrous. People will die to get trump re-elected.

Azar was a pharmaceutical lobbyist and a pharma exec. Slimy as they come

[babylonsister]

22. We could experiment with Pence! nt

[spanone]

24. we've seen a lot of crazy shit from trump but this is beyond crazy

he's playing the apprentice with millions of lives on the line

[malaise]

34. Nailed it

He doesnpt give a shit as long as he pretends to be competent

[spanone]

38. we'll see if the deplorables line up to take an injection of 3-day-invented DJT Vaccine

[malaise]

41. I'm just waiting for the first person to start coughing at one of those MAGA rallies

There may be a stampede

[LonePirate]

5. Fauci said it is 12-18 months away from being available to everyone, though.

Link to tweet

[steve2470]

7. yes Fauci knows the facts, Trump and Azar need to shut the f****k up nt

[spanone]

26. I imagine fauci will be dismissed soon

[steve2470]

27. he might be, but even the Republicans seem to respect the guy

Seems that way so far.

[spanone]

43. true, but republicans don't run anything anymore. trump runs it all, they just keep quiet.

[dewsgirl]

6. 🙄 One of the trusted researchers said yesterday, if they

put one out too soon, you wouldn't want it anyway, because it would be dangerous without the proper procedures in place.

[soryang]

48. Fauci said that at the Senate hearing as well nt

[Mike 03]

8. ...

[Newest Reality]

10. Fooey!

So, did they beat Azar in a backroom with a sock filled with ball bearings before he dispensed the propaganda?

I guess he doesn't want a contract. He looks okay though, and it would be a shame if something bad were to, ah, "just happen" to him.

I think we can peel his name of the credible information source list.

[saidsimplesimon]

11. Bahwahaaa

Just when I've reached my "maximum" level of outrage, you give me this comedic gem. Pinch me, I must be in some nightmare from Stephen King's "IT".

Need I add, even my rump voting brother is not buying this bs. Carry on Mr. Pence, I read you had a hand shake with a high school military cadet last Friday. Has his mother tested positive for Coronovirus? Did you blow wind while sucking up to your master? snark

[Roland99]

12. Azar was sending laser death beams with his eyes at Fauci

While Twitler was thinking, “I can haz cheeseberder”

[DinahMoeHum]

13. Bull. Shit.

just sayin'

[Hekate]

14. That sonovabitch Azar deserves whatever happens to him in ETTD humiliation & ruin

[Baitball Blogger]

15. Trump forces people to behave like the worst version of themselves.

[babylonsister]

23. Or he selects people who are just like him and have

no problem with that worst version.

[Baitball Blogger]

46. Very true. Unfortunately, business grooms for people like this.

[Jarqui]

16. Trump BS to calm the market plummeting ...

[Volaris]

49. Yeah, but the market isnt this particular kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

Someone will call 'their guy' at the pharma company, get the real answer, and tomorrow the Dow will drop another 300 points.

[tishaLA]

17. tRump is suddenly a vaccine's best friend.

how those tables have turned.

[Frustratedlady]

25. Hey, this could work in our favor.

Trump expects that when he says jump, those loyal to him...truly loyal...will perform at top speed. Trump also expects that when there are results, he should be the first to benefit. Privilege, and all that shit.

So, his pharmaceuticals work hard AND fast to get a vaccine that will protect AND CURE, according to Trump's thinking, then demands the first release of vaccine...tested, or not.

Let him have it. He will be the first trial and the rest of us can get the vaccine once it has been fully approved. Trump is thrilled and how thrilled will we be with the results? Just sayin'.

[gratuitous]

33. I agree

Let's hold Trump to his word for a change. He and his lackey stood before the cameras and with a live mic told the American people that they had a vaccine for Covid-19. Where is it, then? Why isn't it being dispensed right now? People are dying! You have a vaccine, you said so.

Keep at it until he has to back down, tail tucked between his legs. Trump counts on people not believing his bullshit. Let's dump this load right over his head and keep shoveling it on until he has to concede that he was lying, telling people what they wanted to hear so he could feel like a big man.

[shanti]

28. Bull *cough* shit

[defacto7]

30. It's, it's a miracle!

(laying on of hands starts now)

[Johonny]

39. The thing is Azar can't won't turn to Trump and say, no bucks, no Buck Rogers

If Trump wants it faster, he better be willing to spin up the effort to make it faster.

[think4yourself]

40. "Now go shopping"

Reminds me of Bush after September 11. If Americans aren’t consuming every day, the whole thing crumbles. This administration has only one concern, Wall Street.

[smirkymonkey]

42. I'm calling bullshit.

Three days? Really? It's a miracle!

[Walleye]

44. I wonder if there was any virus on that flag he kissed

[brewens]

45. They might have a few potential vaccines, I'd be surprised if they didn't. That doesn't mean the

timeline of 1 to 1 and a half years is any shorter.

[Claritie Pixie]

47. This is not only dangerous, it's ILLEGAL.

We have laws (FDA) governing how clinical trials are done to prove efficacy and identify risks to patients. It takes a lot of time to run the trials and ensure data is accurate. Fauci knows.

They would give a substance that possibly works in a test tube to human beings without following the law to save Trump's ass.