Caption This Pic Of David Gregory With Mitt Romney

[Cali_Democrat]

[louis-t]

1. "Mitt, if you weren't such a douche,

it would make it easier on me."

[enough]

2. He should be ashamed, except that he has no shame. (nt)

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. "mine is only that long. You should see rove's! It's even smaller!

"Will you show me yours? If I do a nice interview of Anne?"

[rucky]

3. Scissors covers paper...

and my pants cover rock.

[Deep13]

4. "Pull my finger." nt

[Arugula Latte]

5. "Bro, I'm spinnin' my best for ya so I like totally expect that big tax cut."

[Horse with no Name]

6. About that job as Press Secretary..... n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. Slurrrp slurrrrp slurrrrp!

[GoCubsGo]

21. Don't forget to wipe your chin when you're done, Mr. Gregory.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

9. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink no more Medicare!

[high density]

10. Your tax cut for rich fucks like me is THAT BIG?!

I'm giddy about all the jobs I'm not going to create with that extra money.

[NRaleighLiberal]

11. Even your armpits smell swell...let me get closer, Mitt....

[movonne]

12. look mitt I have got your back...don't worry

[liberal N proud]

13. True Love

[Segami]

14. Keep looking into my eyes while I wipe this booger off my finger.

[millijac]

15. You know, I've always wondered how you get your hair just so....

and can I be your boyfriend for just one day? PLEEEEEEZE?????????

[annabanana]

16. "Oh Mr. Mitt, make me your own personal talking head.

I'll follow you around all day and make sure that only the most 100% positive tones fall from my mouth. NBC just doesn't pay me enough, C'mon Mr. Mitt, It's just a pittance to you.. I'll be worth it, I promise."

[hatrack]

17. "It's so BIG! Please, me love you long time! Me so horny!"

[russspeakeasy]

18. Yes, yes. I'll respect you in the morning !

[Scuba]

19. Yes Mitt, your rosebud is delicious. I hope you enjoyed it too.

[lunatica]

20. Frankly they look like they're flirting in a bar

[JanetLovesObama]

22. Hey Mittens

can you lose that wife and meet me in the bathroom??? PLEASE!! NOW! You owe me!

[bigdarryl]

23. This Gregory guy is a piece of SHIT I didnt watch the segment with Romney

I'm guessing I didn't miss nothing I bet there were soft ball questioning from Gregory

[HopeHoops]

24. "Can you fist me like this?"

[Spirochete]

25. "You can strap me

to the roof of your car any time, big boy!"

[rateyes]

26. "Which part of your ass should I kiss first, Mr. Romney?"

[SoapBox]

27. Will you...Will you...Marry Me?!?

[swayne]

28. AM I THE BEST BALL-WASHER OR WHAT?

[DearAbby]

29. Could I curl up in your sock drawer?

[sasha031]

30. may I stroke your cheek?

[Paladin]

31. "Asshole Buddies"

[budkin]

37. CROFL!!!

[Wounded Bear]

32. The usual stuff isn't working...

got any new ideas?

[jsr]

33. Somebody needs to tell Ryan:

[n2doc]

34. They call me "Tickle Monster" n/t

[LeftofObama]

35. "You're a cutie pie! No, YOU'RE a cutie pie!" n/t

[budkin]

36. "I know you're not gay but..."

[BootinUp]

38. "May I say just how fabulous you look today!"

[spanone]

39. 'are you a fan of oral sex, mr romney?'

[TeamPooka]

40. I can tell by these handcuffs that you like 50 SHADES OF GREY so are you a top or a bottom?

[Shankapotomus]

41. "But you do know you're insane, right?"

[rurallib]

42. (gregory) "who's your little pookie?"

[alphafemale]

43. David Gregory tries to bond with Mitt Romney by trying to play shadow pictures

Sure it's shadow pictures without backlighting and a screen.

But David Gregory practices journalism without fact-checking and cross questioning...sooo?

Aardvark!!!

[Fla Dem]

44. "I just gotta say, I have such a man crush on you". n/t