Now this is some funny shit: Which Pathogen Wore It Better?

[Soph0571]

Link to tweet

One has to wonder which is the longer term risk?

[lame54]

1. She looks Bonnie at the end of Bonnie and Clyde

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. thread win!

[volstork]

12. Well played, my friend.

Well played.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. Even with all of the cosmetic surgery, Bonnie was nicer looking.

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.

[Ingersollman]

23. As

well as a nicer person.

[CaptYossarian]

24. And more honest.

[AZ8theist]

27. and less of a criminal..

[Ilsa]

18. Oh, that works! LOL. nt

[sarge43]

19. Now that's mean. I.Like.It.

[yonder]

2. Hillarious. The jokes DO write themselves

[uponit7771]

3. K&R

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. Bleach deals with the one on the left; obviously failed on the right.

[dhill926]

7. well....it did help with her hair....

[lastlib]

28. one dies; the other one dyes.

[KentuckyWoman]

5. Kick. I snot laughed.

[packman]

8. And they said ty-dying was dead

[Azathoth]

9. Princess Swamp looks like the world's worst paintball player

At least the coronavirus has symmetry.

[Scarsdale]

21. I thought she must have had

a front row seat at one of those beatings that occurred during daddy's tour. I get the impression Ivanka would LIKE those. How can someone who is supposed to be SO rich have such lousy taste? I could go into a department store and pick out a more tasteful outfit than any I have seen her or her step mother wear. She makes it painfully obvious that a plastic surgeon can only do so much, depending on what he has to work with. Ivanka was a homely kid, and now she is a caricature of a REAL person.

[CaptYossarian]

25. Either that or Gallagher switched to tomatoes.

[localroger]

30. She inherited her father's taste for interior decoration. /nt

[kairos12]

10. She is a virus.

[MarianJack]

11. I would say the pathogen that isn't human,...

...but that doesn't narrow it down much, so I'll just say Ivanka.

RESIST!

[SunSeeker]

13. K & R & Retweeted!

[Dem2theMax]

15. The one on the left!

Like I even had to say it.

I don't know where people come up with these things, but I'm glad they do. I need to laugh during this insanity.

[Brother Mythos]

16. Yes, that is definitely funny!

Bravo to Scott Linnen for thinking that one up!

[SpankMe]

17. Coronavirus vs. Melaniavirus. Tough choice. n/t

[Ilsa]

20. Replies are hysterical!

"The one on the left clings to a cell. The one on the right belongs in one."

"One is an airborne pathogen. The other is bloodborne."

"Ivanka goes viral."

"She's a hot mess zone."

[BillyBobBrilliant]

22. Clearly it's

The Ivanka virus...beware.

[blueinredohio]

26. Now that is funny!!

[denem]

29. They should meet up and exchange fashion ideas.

[paleotn]

31. Is that....

her firing squad blouse?