Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:48 PM
My tip for using less toilet paper
Hold it in as long as possible. It gets harder and needs less paper to wipe.
LOL I think I've become delirious with despair. Time to stream a movie, I guess. "Parasite" was waaaaaaaaaay overrated, by the way. Random thoughts, anybody? No, I'm not feverish. 
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14 replies, 960 views
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Author | Time | Post |
 My tip for using less toilet paper (Original post) |
Goodheart | Mar 2020 | OP |
| hlthe2b | Mar 2020 | #1 | |
| PJMcK | Mar 2020 | #9 | |
| hlthe2b | Mar 2020 | #11 | |
| CatWoman | Mar 2020 | #2 | |
| maxsolomon | Mar 2020 | #5 | |
| CatWoman | Mar 2020 | #7 | |
| maxsolomon | Mar 2020 | #8 | |
| PJMcK | Mar 2020 | #12 | |
| PJMcK | Mar 2020 | #10 | |
| SWBTATTReg | Mar 2020 | #13 | |
| JennyMominFL | Mar 2020 | #3 | |
| Goodheart | Mar 2020 | #4 | |
| dewsgirl | Mar 2020 | #6 | |
| Chainfire | Mar 2020 | #14 |
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:51 PM
hlthe2b (84,234 posts)
1. Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Yup and they use no toilet tissue. Thoughts anyone? 
I k'eed, I k'eed. |
Response to hlthe2b (Reply #1)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:08 PM
PJMcK (15,105 posts)
9. No, the bear does not shit in the woods
Response to PJMcK (Reply #9)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:11 PM
hlthe2b (84,234 posts)
11. LOL. Charmin, Northern, or Cottonelle?
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:51 PM
CatWoman (75,496 posts)
2. actually
Response to maxsolomon (Reply #5)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:00 PM
CatWoman (75,496 posts)
7. they come in the flushable variety too
Response to maxsolomon (Reply #8)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:11 PM
PJMcK (15,105 posts)
12. See my post #10 below (n/t)
Response to CatWoman (Reply #7)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:10 PM
PJMcK (15,105 posts)
10. They really don't dissolve and break down
Response to PJMcK (Reply #10)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:22 PM
SWBTATTReg (14,808 posts)
13. Ha heh ha...actually, I'm NOT going to view this. I have to eat lunch here in a few minutes.
Response to Goodheart (Original post)
Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:27 PM
Chainfire (5,270 posts)
14. Kill two birds with one stone.
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Quit eating and you won't have to hoard groceries.
If you quit eating, in a few days you will quit pooping. Another option would be to buy a couple of boxes of colonoscopy prep. After an hour you are pooping clear water and there is nothing to wipe...  And it tastes sooooo good. (my last one is too fresh in my memory)
If fact, after my prep completion, back in Feb., as an experiment, I shined a flashlight up my butt and I could open my mouth and see the light in the mirror. |
