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Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:48 PM

My tip for using less toilet paper

Hold it in as long as possible. It gets harder and needs less paper to wipe.

LOL

I think I've become delirious with despair. Time to stream a movie, I guess.

"Parasite" was waaaaaaaaaay overrated, by the way.

Random thoughts, anybody?

No, I'm not feverish.

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Reply My tip for using less toilet paper (Original post)
Goodheart Mar 2020 OP
hlthe2b Mar 2020 #1
PJMcK Mar 2020 #9
hlthe2b Mar 2020 #11
CatWoman Mar 2020 #2
maxsolomon Mar 2020 #5
CatWoman Mar 2020 #7
maxsolomon Mar 2020 #8
PJMcK Mar 2020 #12
PJMcK Mar 2020 #10
SWBTATTReg Mar 2020 #13
JennyMominFL Mar 2020 #3
Goodheart Mar 2020 #4
dewsgirl Mar 2020 #6
Chainfire Mar 2020 #14

Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:51 PM

1. Does a bear shit in the woods?


Yup and they use no toilet tissue. Thoughts anyone?


I k'eed, I k'eed.

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:08 PM

9. No, the bear does not shit in the woods

We have a house in the Catskills and when I mow the lawn, I find lots of deer droppings and the occasional bear skat.

The bear does not shit in the woods. He shits on my lawn.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #9)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:11 PM

11. LOL. Charmin, Northern, or Cottonelle?

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:51 PM

2. actually

I prefer baby wipes

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Response to CatWoman (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:57 PM

5. They clog sewer systems.

Look it up.

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Response to maxsolomon (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:00 PM

7. they come in the flushable variety too

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Response to CatWoman (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:01 PM

8. Good to know

Confused why they'd have ever come any other way.

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Response to maxsolomon (Reply #8)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:11 PM

12. See my post #10 below (n/t)

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Response to CatWoman (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:10 PM

10. They really don't dissolve and break down

Seriously, in New York City's sewers, they create huge clogs that are exacerbated by the other stuff people shouldn't flush.

Check this out:

https://nypost.com/2019/04/22/nightmarish-fatbergs-are-clogging-new-yorks-sewers/

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #10)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:22 PM

13. Ha heh ha...actually, I'm NOT going to view this. I have to eat lunch here in a few minutes.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:52 PM

3. Im guessing

You are men. Women use more toilet paper than men.

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Response to JennyMominFL (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:55 PM

4. I can only guess why. :)

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Response to JennyMominFL (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 12:58 PM

6. LoL.

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Response to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:27 PM

14. Kill two birds with one stone.

Quit eating and you won't have to hoard groceries.
If you quit eating, in a few days you will quit pooping.

Another option would be to buy a couple of boxes of colonoscopy prep. After an hour you are pooping clear water and there is nothing to wipe... And it tastes sooooo good. (my last one is too fresh in my memory)

If fact, after my prep completion, back in Feb., as an experiment, I shined a flashlight up my butt and I could open my mouth and see the light in the mirror.

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