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Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:21 PM

The smartest man in the USA

Plane with 5 passengers on board - Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a ten year-old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. Im the smartest man in the USA and Im needed to sort out the world. He takes one and jumps.

Boris said Im needed to sort out Britain. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said I need one, as the world needs the Catholic Church. He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the 10 year-old you can have the last parachute. Ive lived my life; yours is just beginning.

The 10 year-old replied dont worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag.

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Response to softydog88 (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:22 PM

1. would that it was true

I never deathwish anyone but I can make exceptions

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Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:25 PM

2. I saw a version of this with Obama in place of Merkel.😂

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Tue Mar 24, 2020, 07:27 PM

3. That's an old joke that used several politicians over the years

Nice to see it adapted to Trump

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