What will Rush Limbaugh's tombstone read?

[Dirty Socialist]

I think it will read “I am dead right on this!”.

[Aviation Pro]

1. You won't be able to read it

Due to the mountain of feces piled on top of it.

[smirkymonkey]

8. Hah!

Touche!

[Skittles]

2. here lies a liar

fuck him all ways to hell

[flibbitygiblets]

3. does Limpy have a fatal disease

trying not to sound too hopeful...

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Stage IV cancer

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That's what he claimed in January.

Edited...

[SunSeeker]

14. He never said what stage. He just said it was "advanced lung cancer."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/02/03/rush-limbaugh-advanced-lung-cancer-diagnosis-revealed-radio-show/4648306002/

That does not necessarily mean Stage IV (there is no Stage V).

Who knows what's really going on with him..

[Dennis Donovan]

15. I meant IV

Sorry.

[BigmanPigman]

5. Do you want the censored or uncensored version?

[Brainfodder]

6. OK, You pissed! Now Rush on outahere!

[JHB]

7. Here lies

That is all

[pecosbob]

9. It will have to be hidden from public view or physically guarded

[Vogon_Glory]

26. Rush will need to have his body in a mausoleum

In a niche too high for people to p**s on.

Otherwise, that’s a project for my bucket list.

[malaise]

10. That would be perfect

[LunaSea]

11. No stone needed if he gets the OBL treatment.

Unless you think he should sink faster.

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. There probably won't be room for printing once you install the urinals. nt

[Baltimike]

13. has he taken a turn?

I'm seeing lots of posts about him on here lately...and while I am aware of his stage 4 cancer, I don't know how long he has.

[DFW]

16. I think I know what it will say

"Dangerous Hot Air Emissions. Please keep at least 6 feet from this gravesite."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. Here lies a big piece of shit

[Bengus81]

18. It will read:

What's the difference between the Hindenburg and Rush

One was a flaming NAZI Gasbag and the other was a Zeppelin

[Vinca]

19. "RIP You Fat Fuck"

[Throckmorton]

20. Ditto N/T

[Mr. Ected]

21. Here lies Rush Limbaugh

Which is exactly what we've been saying for 35 years.

[Frustratedlady]

22. I was given the Presidential Medal of Freedom in error...

It brought tears to my eyes, but they were the crocodile type.

[NurseJackie]

23. Did he die? Hot-damn! Where are my red dancing shoes???

[Aquaria]

24. Please clean hands before leaving.

[Paladin]

25. I want to piss on it, not read it. (nt)